adult life sucks
“Did you just-?”
“Yeah - Sorry.”
i really fuckin love the old chunky ds design I don’t think we’ll ever get a handheld with as much charm and unapologetic character as that ever again
that being said my favourite has to be the GBA SP because I mean just look at it:
It’s a beautiful little square. A lovely little boy! He knows what he’s about and he’s nothing more! The little grooves that hold the buttons, the way it flips up with a satisfying click like the DS original, the cute little shape and the adorable rounded edges. Perfection!
I still have mine, and it still works!
Wooooooooo chile!
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
damn….squidwards nose…thick…
toxic 📢 friendships 📢 are 📢 just 📢 as 📢 traumatizing 📢 as 📢 relationships 📢📢📢
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
