Alex: Once when I was a kid, I told my mother it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Alex: But my mother's not an idiot, so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers.
Alex: So I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory.
Magnus: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone.
Alex: Go big or go home.

Joining a new fandom is like traveling to a different country. You have to learn their rules and customs so you don’t offend anyone, because let me tell you there is nothing scarier than an angry mob of nerds.

Nico: wow this parking job is about as straight as I am
Hades: I don't know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking
Alex: I want to kill everybody in this room
Magnus: ...
Alex: Except maybe Magnus
Sam: *cough*
Alex: And my sister
Alex: And Mallory, she's basically my sister she's fun to be around
Alex: And TJ never really did anything inherently evil to me, either
Blitzstone, walking in: ??
Alex: Oh and Team Dads deserve to live, too
Halfborn: ....
Halfborn: So basically you just want to kill me.