The concept for this was entirely by @zippyyyyyyy after a convo we had about this post:

FanFiction.net is not gone.

Right now it's a victim of DNS (Domain Name Service) spoofing. This means that a malicious party is trying to steal traffic from FFn by purchasing a very similar domain.

Correction:

The new "fake" site that people are seeing still belongs to FanFiction.net—they just misconfigured their servers and are not redirecting traffic from the bare fanfiction.net to the main site at www.fanfiction.net. There is likely no malicious agent. Didn't mean to scare anyone! Just wanted to let people know the site wasn't deleted!

So if you want to read fanfiction and not see leaves, you have have to type out "www.fanfiction.net".

Please share so people stop panicking.

Tim, falling asleep at the dinner table

Jason- Finally. I was wondering when those sedatives would kick in

Dick- Wait, you sedated Tim??

Jason- The kid hasn't slept in like four days. What did you expect me to do, ask nice?

Dick- I sedated him, too.

Damian- And me

Steph- Same. He needed sleep

Dick, panicking- Alright, anyone who slipped Tim something today raise your hand

Everyone raises their hand

Dick-...

Dick-... Well, fuck

Dick-... Tim, put your hand down

Tim and dick have different brands of foot in mouth disease because tim is genuinely clueless and self centered when he says stuff like "your parents death was the most traumatizing thing to happen to me" or complains about how hard it is to lie to your parents to orphans, but dick is 100 percent aware of what he's doing when he says stuff like "you think your dad would put up with you like I do" and throws accessibility or lack thereof in people's faces or brings up Roy's past addiction in arguments, he just CHOOSES to say that

My addition to this observation

One of my favorite things in both comic art and fanart is when Damian is drawn as just a little bit of spiky hair in the bottom of the frame. He’s too small, he can’t reach

Bruce, looking up his kids's criminal records- Jason, why did you get fined for 'insulting a police officer'?

Jason, angrily slamming his hands down on the table- For the last time, I wasn't 'insulting an officer', I was 'greeting my brother'!

Dick, grinning widely- I have never loved my name more

Roy and Lian finally reunite in Green Arrow (2023) #1

the moon knows

Bruce: I've prepared another training presentation-

*collective batkid groaning*

Bruce: -Because I've heard some of you praise Tim-

Tim: God forbid I have an ounce of positive feedback!

Bruce: - For some of the things he said while fighting Jason in Titan's Tower.

Tim: .....Ok in my defense! You never had one of these PowerPoint presentations for what to do if your predecessor comes back from the dead!

Jason: Yeah! Where are the slides telling us what to do if we're suffering from extreme pit madness!

Bruce: At the end of this presentation. May I continue?

*Collective Batkid grumbling*

Bruce: Good. When engaging someone affected by the Lazarus Pits, you should not say anything purposefully antagonistic. There is no such thing as "throwing them off their rhythm" or "making them make a mistake" in these instances.

Tim: Oh if only there had been a ridiculously comprehensive slideshow about what I should've done!!

Bruce: The more you interrupt me, the longer this will take. Since there is no reason to incite anger in a person already filled with murderous rage, there is no use for the following phrases; "That explains why you smell like a musty bitch". "I'm wearing my nicest Robin costume for you and you couldn't be bothered to clean the grave dirt from under your nails". "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me". "Hit me again, and I'll sleep with your mom"-

Dick: Tim, that last one was way out of line. Do not threaten to sleep with people's parents. You're not Selina. You can't get away with it

Jason: In TimTam's defense, if I was myself at the time, I would've been impressed by the sheer audacity of what he was saying. I definitely would've slipped up or just left him alone

actually i think they should do stupid things together sometimes, i also fully embraced the fact that none of them have any fashion sense

I like to think that when Jason is baking everyone immediately turncoats and become the bestest sibling™️ ever in the world so he’ll share.

Like Damian is about to do one of his look alive sneak attacks on Jason but everyone tackles him like NO NO NO NO! he’s baking

Dick immediately goes to the book store and buys one of those hardback, gilt in gold classic books as an “impromptu gift for my favorite Jaylad! Oh, what are you baking! Looks great!”

Cass shows him cat videos/pictures as he measures out the ingredients.

Damian goes up to him and watches pretty much everything he does in quiet curiosity before offering a terse compliment and leaving.

Tim orders high quality Dutch process cocoa gives it to him without a word

Duke doesn’t really have to do anything he’s on the premium list with Alfred.

For Bruce seeing his kids genuinely enjoy a hobby is enough.

Steph just openly begs.

Jason is aware of all of these bribes and attempts to get in his good graces but that’s not gonna change the fact that this croquembouche is for his crew.

Good thing he made two.

I heard of this happening before but what ended up happening was the dog was stealing the neighbors laundry off the clothing line and they figured it out because the next time it was the neighbors husband sock.

dick as a child: feral

dick as an adult: burnt out, severely depressed, traumatized

jason as a child: angel

jason as an adult: war criminal

Jason: (stubs toe) AH GAH F*CK THIS TABLE

Dick: Jay Language! You should be ashamed!

Jason: You. You taught me these words man.

Dick: (now sweating a little bit) Such foul language and now lies? You lie on the name of your older brother? I don’t know what I did wrong! Timber have you ever ever heard me curse?

Tim: …no?

Dick: exactly! You wound me Jacey!

Jason: you literally would party all the time and you once told this very table the exact same thing I just said!

Tim: … okay the joke was funny before but now you’re taking it a bit too far Jason.

Jason: WHAT? ME!?

Later he found a Polaroid of a younger Dick Grayson clothes in disarray, holding a bottle of tequila and dancing amongst several other people. Said photo has a note on the back that read “hope to see you again soon” next to a deep red kiss mark.

Jason: SEE I WASN’T LYING LOOK!

Tim: …This is really good photoshop! I thought you didn’t want to learn! But seriously can you drop this? You’re asking me to believe that the guy who calls me timbits did drugs. Its not gonna work.

Dick: (mouthing behind Tim) no one will ever believe you >:)

Every other social media site in March: hey what's up I guess it's march now

Tumblr:

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. III

Red Robin: I forced my way into being Robin.

Spoiler (laughing): SAME!

Red Robin, laughing as well: /-

Spoiler: FUCKING SAME!

Red Robin: I looked at Batman and went like- "You need a Robin and I got a pair of arms so-

Nightwing: You actually tried to bribe me into coming back first.

Red Robin: Shit- Yeah.

Nightwing: He came to me- He came to me, this- 13 year old child, like– "Batman needs a Robin!" And I already had a fucking stubble.

Red Robin (laughing): I was trying!

Nightwing: I didn't even fit in the fucking suit anymore!

Red Robin: |-

Nightwing: AND HE BULLIED ME FOR IT! "You already did that for 18 years what is a couple more"

Red Robin: Listen-