NAME: Private Franklin Delano Donut

KNOWN ALIASES: Commander Pop n’ Fresh, Daisy Dukes, Cupcake, Easy Listening, Pretty in Pink, Princess Bubblegum

gosh i love fan fic authors

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

yeah

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

Same energy

In my defense, I had to update the HP drivers for about 6+ hours for it to work.

And they’re not even done updating.

Peter Immediately after he hangs up: You guys were right that did work! 

I love the idea of an android character abandoned in the wilderness for years or decades wandering around just… trying to make sense of its existence and relationship to the world around it. An innately logical creature with some pre-programmed knowledge and a few simple tasks to carry out, but lacking reference to other people or society. It is strong and gains energy from sunlight through panels on its back, like a tree, but it moves around like an animal, but it doesn’t sleep or drink or eat or grow. A temporary breakthrough when it meets organic people, and encounters non-sapient machines, but wait - that doesn’t follow, either.

ROBO TARZAN!

Good news: The Wild Robot by Peter Brown. (And its sequel, The Wild Robot Escapes.)

In which a newly constructed robot is the sole survivor of a shipwreck on an island uninhabited by humans. She learns and develops her personality and awareness living on the island and forming relationships with all of the animals, and becomes the mother of an orphaned gosling. It’s a really beautiful book.

KING OF HOLLYWOOD

nothing but respect for my president

hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends

parents: no

kid: okay then

kid: *relies on the internet for literally all social interaction and entertainment because there’s nothing else to do in the house*

parents: get off your phone. youre on the internet too much. you’re addicted. it’s unhealthy. children shouldnt be doing this. why dont you have any friends

Ah look it’s a summary of our entire generation

“what’s new pussycat” is playing in the starbucks right now im yellin g

tHE BARISTA IS SMIRKING OKAY THIS WAS 100% INTENTIONAL

there’s a table of girls laughing and singing along holy shit they knOW

the baristas are feigning innocence i canno t believe this im living a real life salt n pepper diner experience right now

i realize i put a lot of information in the tags of the first post so let me reiterate: it was definitely playing on a loop. it looped at least 4 times before the girls at the table caught on and started teasing the baristas about it

update: they’re now playing all-star by smash mouth, this starbucks is run by a bunch of meme loving fucks

and………. now it’s what’s new pussycat again

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

SPREAD

SO BEAUTIFUL. HIS WORK WILL BE KNOWN. TUMBLR WILL MAKE SURE OF IT.

Broo!! These are freaking beautiful PHOTOGRAPHS!!! How?!

BRUH.

Absolutely stunning!

Rereblogging for new followers because this guy better get known

I’m shooketh

Hello shooketh, I’m Dad!

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i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

op this post is a big yeet

how the fuck does anyone learn english nowadays when we speak like this

The real irony of the people who make jokes about being triggered is that they tend to idolize the military/veterans as if combat related PTSD isn’t a real thing that also has triggers. Y’all make fun of the people you call hero’s when you’re making fun of the teenagers with PTSD from non-combat related issues, you can’t separate the two.

Most of the people making fun of triggers are making fun of all the bullshit “”“triggers”“”, as in the people calling a mild uncomfortable feelings triggers.

The problem with making fun of a trigger is you genuinely do not know whether they are ‘mildly uncomfortable’ or if that is a thing that is genuinely causing severe anxiety, depressive episodes, or stress responses. Most of the “““““bullshit”““““ triggers I’ve seen being made fun of are actual trauma survivors who have their trauma associated with something unusual or strange. Because the thing that triggers their PTSD or panic is odd, people, not unlike yourself, are writing them off as “whiny babies” or “triggered sjws” or call their trigger bullshit because they cannot understand the association.

For examples: Sirens are one of my triggers. When I hear sirens I get an immediate panic response. This was due to being in an active war zone as a child (The response is significantly worse if it is an air raid siren or sounds too similar to an air raid siren.). If you didn’t know I was in an active war zone though, it might seem silly to see an adult panic and attempt to get to a safe place because an ambulance, fire truck, or police car went past them.

I have a manager who is triggered by the presence of police. Specifically police, other uniforms are fine (i.e. security in the mall does not set off her panic response). Her trigger is severe, if a police officer talks to her, she starts panicking and sobbing and cannot control it. This is because when she was young, two police officers threatened her repeatedly and psychologically abused her for 6 hours while they tried to find out where her brother was (yes, this was illegal. Her parents were not home at the time, and were unaware she was alone as the brother in question was meant to be watching her). If you didn’t know that story though, it might seem silly to see an adult woman burst into tears and have a panic attack because a cop said ‘hi’ to her.

I have seen posts by an abuse survivor talking about how the sound of a garage door triggered them, due to abuse by a parent. They associated that sound with the abuser returning home and the abuse beginning. The sound became a trigger because their mind associated it to that. I saw another post by a rape survivor talking about how she was triggered by the sight of eggs because she made eggs for her rapist after he’d raped her. Her mind associated eggs with the trauma due to the two being connected at least in her mind.

Brains are weird. Trauma doesn’t make sense. The point is, YOU do not know if someone is ““““bullshitting”“““ or not. You do not know how someones trauma associated itself with something odd, which is something trauma really does all the time and making fun of trauma survivors because you don’t understand the association between their trauma and the item that triggers their ptsd or anxiety is absolutely wrong and absolutely hypocritical if you think any other form of trigger is acceptable or okay. You don’t get to decide other peoples trauma triggers. They didn’t even get to decide them, and to tell someone that you’re okay to make fun of them because what upsets them doesn’t make sense to you is absolutely not okay.

I should note too: Phobia’s are real triggers too. People have panic attacks when exposed to their phobia’s in the wrong way. I need certain pictures tagged because I am absolutely terrified of heights, which is a pretty common phobia. People can have serious phobia’s to everything and anything though, and there are things I am not afraid of that others are that may seem strange to me, but to them are very real and very frightening. Just because it seems odd to you, doesn’t mean it isn’t still real to the person experiencing it.

This post needs a zillion more notes. As a Complex PTSD sufferer I truly hope that people will someday stop policing others’ triggers and health problems as if they have a single clue. 

Just BACK OFF and let people LIVE.

THIS. THIS SO HARD. Incidentally, dismissing someone’s opinion by shouting “triggered!” makes no goddamn sense in any way. You could shout “haha, made you horny!” and it’d be the same level of non-sequitur.

The people who do “trigger comedy” never go after “mild” cases. They always go after rape victims, victims of violence, people who suffered emotional/physical abuse, and so on.

heres a little.. controversy

Why not both?

@rose-tinted-wings

A GOOD CLOUD BEAST

all hail

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD

Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.

I don’t get the last one e.e

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

^^^^^ 

As the eldest child of three I can confirm this is 100% accurate

listen,

I love/hate how post apocalypse media makes generic “theme” based raider gangs so im going to make my own shitty ass versions

- goth girlfriends (with knives)

- ap chem students turned to arson and explosives

- theatre kids but they all fight over what “theme” they want the gang to follow

- a bunch of suburban moms that trained their toy dogs to kill in packs

- some guy kin with the burger king running a dictatorship amongst employees wearing one of those paper crowns

- Californians obsessed with in-n-out turned into some religious cult