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they/them, from the early 90s, saintsaint on ao3 :) this is a sideblog on a queue. rated pg-13 (but may contain links to things w higher ratings?). it takes me a million years to respond to things lol my b

tbh i started using "saint" bc it's gender neutral and also a mildly amusing callback to some childhood trauma (#normal) but now it's kind of become my name here, whoops, so anyways: i'm saint :) this is a sideblog on a queue that usually posts 5-7 times a day. if there's something you'd like tagged please lmk; often it's no trouble, at worst i'll recommend unfollowing. it can take me a few days to respond to things but if you think something hasn't gone through, sending an anon from an incognito window usually works.

there's some relatively unpolished fic here under #saint writes but most of the good stuff is at saintsaint on ao3. fics rated M or above are on a separate ao3 account; if you have an ask about those please use their initials instead of titles (ItF, etc) and keep it pg-13, thank you!

other than that feel free to like spam, follow, block, whatever you like so long as you're nice. hope u find something you enjoy! :-)

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

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my beautiful baby dog ...

i saw this clip and i laughed at it a lot !! so i wanted to animate it with hlvrai. turns out sunkist was not immune to bullets. tommy becomes suddenly feels great inspiration by john wick. is john wick the guy? the dog guy? iunno.

i think that we as a fandom should pay more mind to the fact that they held sunkist hostage. and in french. why did forzen start speaking french actually

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

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every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

TBH, decades before I realised I was nonbinary, I listened to the high-pitched voice of Prof. Calculus in the animated series and decided "That's a woman". Pronouns, facial hair etc., did not matter to me: my tiny self looked at the vast gaping void of positive female representation within Herge's world and decided Calculus was the one who filled it.

Just thought you might find that interesting

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In the recent Undertale newsletter, Toby Fox showed off an unused scene that would have occurred in the Judgement Hall had the player decided to speedrun the game! This scene features Sans chastising the player for being early and slowly eating an ice cream for about a full minute while an original, slow song plays. I’m sure this would have been quite a headache for speedrunners!

(The scene can be viewed in it’s entirety here)