the three most insane insufferable people you've ever met
obsessed with how shiv will just say shit like "i may not love you tom but i still keep you around. you get it right" and tom will be like "ahah yeah of course! obviously"
This is the tweet i was talking about btw
ive had this post drafted for two years but it goes so against my creed (reading too deep into everything) that i could never bring myself to post it despite its lyrical genius
if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom
if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment
forever playing together in the files of your old middle school computer
click for full quality >w<
Feast your eyes on one of the strangest low-fives I have ever seen /lh:
Manic: “Man, that was close!”
Manic & Knuckles: “Euhhh...”
Source: Sonic Underground, Episode 27 (1999).
who is this loser??!?? where’d you come from loser, losertown?????!?? because you’re a LOSER
emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim
turning the safety catch on and off like i'm clicking a pen until everyone gets really mad at the noise but no one says anything because i have a gun and they don't
we are too used to seeing tom next to greg. kendall looks like a kid
kens hat should have a propeller on it
(real)
