BEHOLD MY ROBES

This is just a reminder to everyone out there who gets annoyed by safety laws. They exist for a reason, and if you don't want to follow them at least make sure to have the decency to only hurt yourself.

you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?

damn ok owned

Putting this on the highest shelf until you promise to use it responsibly.

mutuals we are doing this

rb to fungus your followers

(they deserve it) (they have been very good)

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

Can one of the insane Florida men y’all have please fucking maul DeSantis to death

They need to cook up some kind of alligator mutant man and feed him a vodka redbull and just release him in that motherfucker’s house and let it rock and roll

Lol, Microsoft and Meta all own intellectual property that is trademarked under the letter ‘X’ and may be able to sue the webbed site formerly known as Twitter for trademark infringement.

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

fuck you I can hear it

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

Good news!

me when i eating my Macking Cheese right af ter it come out from the Pot because i canot wait to Eat It

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

Any time I feel the grip of anxiety that I’m too old or don’t have time to do something with my limited hours after work, I just remember the wisdom of the ancients:

unforgiving

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

your favorite youtubers and content creators are about to be offered some tantalizing tv/streaming deals so we're all about to find out who the real working class allys are

someone's gonna get cancelled doing this and they're gonna cry crocodile tears over how difficult it is to make a living as a content creator and i'm telling you right now we are NOT going to buy it, got it? scabs deserve no sympathy

happy menday

happy menday

happy menday

Circus Manatees <3

Oh, you don’t know? Here’s what Girgus manatees look like.