Voyager is extremely overrepresented here. And that is as it should be.

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

illustration of me making my dad listen to lemon demon in the car

There are easier ways to come out to your parents

every piece of news is so gut wrenching and miserable. I hatched some more baby shrimps today. all they know is eat yeast

Do we all know what week it is? Weird Al and George do. #BannedBooksWeek

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(Photo by the lovely and talented Amanda Palmer, archer supreme.)

It is that time of the year again. Weird Al and George RR Martin and some weird English bloke who used to write some comic book say READ BANNED BOOKS. READ BANNED COMICS.  And support your libraries.

I thank you.

Guess what week this is? It is that week again…

KILOMÈTRES MORALES ASDGHASDJASJKDKJA

Funny guys. Fungi. Afungus.

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

The reading comprehension on this website……….

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

same energy

holy trinity

The fourth horseman

Here’s another for yall

Hey why can’t I reblog this

wait this post is a no-note bungus

The noteless glitch.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Parents be like “you know you can talk to me about anything right?” and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things

compresses you into a zip file and doesn't extract you lol

Let's flip the Senate. Register. Donate. Vote.

I know people are being shown right now that voting does not fix everything, so some people might be feeling despair and wondering why we even bother to vote. Often the Democrats we vote in are still imperfect. But that does not make voting less important. We must still vote, and then we must HOLD THOSE DEMOCRATS ACCOUNTABLE TO THEIR CONSTITUENTS. Both political actions are important!! An crappy Democrat in office leaves much to be desired but is still miles better than a Republican, so we must ensure that Republicans do not win. 

A friendly reminder for those looking at Mark Kelly and going “he’s an old white guy, what difference does it make?”

1) McSally’s seat is a stolen one. There’s a lot of specifics here about how Arizona politics work, but suffice to say she lost the popular vote so the governor found a way to appoint her, instead. Electing Mark Kelly means the seat returns to the hands of the people, instead of somebody firmly in Doug Ducey’s pocket.

2) remember Gabby Giffords? The congresswoman who was shot by a right-wing extremist for being “too left-wing”? This is her husband. He was an astronaut. Gabby now has too many neurological difficulties to hold a seat, so he changed careers mid-course and went from NASA to politics to continue her work. This is a man who knows what hardship looks like, knows what sacrifice looks like, knows EXACTLY what the stakes are and is NOT going to give up and let his wife down.

He’s not “just another old white man.” He’s a man for whom this is INTENSELY PERSONAL.

i learned that Romans were known to create tombs for their dogs and gave them epitaphs to remember them by. One such inscription read, “I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home with my own hands 15 years ago.” (x)

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again.  queer people need to trust other queer people.  

don’t question someone else’s labels.  TRUST that they’ve done that already.  if they ask you for advice, fine, but DO NOT go in swinging.  don’t go up to a straight trans man and ask why he doesn’t identify as a lesbian.  don’t talk to non-binary people and tell them that their identity is a sham if they don’t transition.  don’t ask bi people when they’re going to pick a side.  don’t assume that someone who is ace is just repulsed by their own internalized homophobia.

like just… have respect for your fellow lgbtq+ folks because there are so few of us in an OCEAN of hetero-cisnormativity.  we don’t have to chip away at each other until only the Cardinal Few remain.  there is no reason that we can’t have space for the people who question, the people who change their minds, the people who dip a toe in and pull back out.  i am HERE for those people, just as much as i am HERE for the people who can write a dissertation on their attraction and knew from the moment they were born that they were Hella Gay.  

there is nothing simple about self-discovery and frankly, i’m not here on this earth long enough to scrutinize my fellow marginalized peoples.  there’s no reason to do that shit.  it does not, in fact, hurt queer people to be wholly accepting of any wayward identity.  non-dysphoric?  demi-gray-ace as hell?  don’t care, as long as you’re fighting on my side, because i’m fighting on yours.

inclusivity all the way, yo.

BLESS

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

Imagine still fat shaming in 2020. Imagine being that depressing of a person.

I am angry and I'm not sorry. I don't care if you're tired of seeing BLM content on your dash because I guarantee you Black people are more tired of being killed and incarcerated and belittled everyday. People want everything to return to "normal", but normal for me and every Black person is to return to an existence where everybody else gets to ignore our circumstance but us. I hate that my life's value is not enough when presented with my own hands. I hate that Black people have to continuously insist that their lives matter. I will never stop being angry and loud and you shouldn't either.

this is making a comeback because BLM content is dwindling from my dash and im upset that we're fucking fading to the background again

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE

Stay safe, guys!

IMPORTANT!!

..jesus

STAY SAFE MINORS

Please stay safe kiddos 

Always block and report

Stay safe!!!

Be rude. Be smart. Stay alive.

30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes