C

(via keep-away-reality)

I hate when someone gives me an obvious answer like yea, no shit fuckhead, I got that part.

teacher: i graded your tests. some of you didn’t do so well

me: @ me 

me: lmao i wonder what’ll happen if i light this thing on fire

me: *lights the thing on fire*

*the thing is on fire*

me: incredible

!!!!!!! URGENT !!!!!!!! PLEASE SPREAD THIS !!!!!!! Guys, a mutual friend just posted this status update after beating her cat until it stopped moving. She has been bragging about abusing this sweet little rescue, and it needs to be stopped. She is blocking everyone who has contacted her. We have several people attempting to find her work information to call and report her. I am really freaking out because I don’t know what to do, but this cat needs to be removed from her home IMMEDIATELY. She had messaged people threatening to kill her. PLEASE SPREAD THIS. PLEASE HELP US FIND INFORMATION AND SAVE THIS CAT. Here is her Facebook: Danielle A Bear

Here is her information: http://pastebin.com/6fbTzR7U

I am sorry

Can’t risk it

please

i onLY MET ASHTON LAST TIME IM NOT FUKCKIUNG RISKING IT

Reblog or else you will never have a baby with calum hood I’m joking but reblog because CALUM IS THE CUTEST TELETUBBIE EVER

Me after every episode

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

don’t forget

*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL

*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON

old sport

inspired by (x).

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

Harry is the mum with her kids scolding the teenagers nearby for cursing

x

maternal harry is maternal af

c

Calum sneezing is so cute fuck me jfc

"we were supposed to get married"

THIS FUCKED ME UP PRETTY BAD

WHY

TheAMAs: Our multi-cam caught @5SOS first steps as #AMAs winners

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off