Carolinian

Leftover soup fritters progressing well, no taste test yet

oh god soup is so wet what have i done

Hmm might have been better off figuring out how to turn the soup into scones, or maybe filling for a quiche- it took a lot of cooking to get the middles set. Not inedible though! And raspberry rhubarb compote disguises many sins ^.^;;

Leftover soup fritters progressing well, no taste test yet

oh god soup is so wet what have i done

doll, looking at water: ah yes... null tea...

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

im talking about this bitch btw

@zforzelma, stop leaving your brilliance in the tags, you beautiful genius!

clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one

if a joke about Claude Debussy pussy can’t do numbers on tumblr than what is this site even for

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

from 'Goodbye, Eastern Europe,' by Jacob Mikanowski

i can’t fix him. but i would like to suck his dick.

Thesis: the rise of fanwank and anti culture correlates directly with diminished understanding of what “romantic”, in a literary sense, actually means.

It doesn’t mean “this is ideal or healthy or even realistic”. It means “this is beautiful, this is tragic, this is grotesque, this stirs emotion”, even if it’s not, as @starryroom puts it, something you would be comfortable seeing play out in front of you at Taco Bell. It’s about grandiosity and mythology and heroism writ large. It’s about playing with the id, as beautiful and terrible as it can be. 

LET LOVE AND LUST BE MONSTROUS.

i feel like Guillermo del Toro ghostwrote that

“I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference.”

- Oscar Wilde 

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

Wishing a solemn and contemplative Jerkintide to all my mutuals

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

the mortifying ordeal of being gnome