good day my fine motherfuckers! never too late to decide not to be a demon today!

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

Jack Pattillo is so goddamned pleased with himself when he whacks his name into a surface in any game, this man is too goddamned pure and I love him

Thanks for the kofis guys! ♡

Kofi commission info // https://ko-fi.com/samijen

Shinsuke is the friend we all need.

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

PLEASE click through and live through the horror of these real estate pics with me. PLEASE. 

i was not prepared for any of this and never wanted the slide show to end

how straight people style their homes

I thought I was prepared; I was not prepared.

All the furnishings are included in the sale, INCLUDING THAT CAR, y’all.

………

what

That was Astonishing.

So much cocaine has been snorted in that house yall…

Please google crocodile skinks

I love them 

Small and loving dragons with hoards of friends

holy shit, the amount of disrespect in this clip is staggering. I would quit playing.

This is fucking great.

i dont even know which game this is from but i howled

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

audio from the famous B99 scene

I want every iteration of this on my dash.

@nounofrassilon

😍😍😍 #Shuri #BlackPanther #BlackDollsMatter

I would cop

@ladyyatexel @nounofrassilon !!!!!!

💕

Src. Instagram // @ BDunkelman

YOU WILL BE THE LAST TO DIE

First meeting by artist Hazelgee [x]