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@carogoat11037

Pronouns: he/she/they I like mpreg. Fuck you. Also porn bots STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE HERE FOR WHAT I POST, REBLOG THIS!!!

This reblog this

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! PEDOS NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!

yeet them tf out of here

REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW

Reblog. Please.

April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.

ATTENTION ALL H*R FANS

If you ever see this comment, DO NOT RESPOND TO IT.

It is in NO WAY affiliated with Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, or The Brothers Chaps

Here is the real H*R YouTube channel for comparison.

The difference is night and day!

And if you see this comment in the wild, go to Twitter and let Strong Bad know!

Thank you for reading.

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if you want to actually truly support autistic rights, you need to accept the fact that many autistics will forever and unchangeably be wildly socially incompetent, and this does not make them bad or dangerous.

“All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content.”

You mean like these:

reblogging because I didn’t know these

are you serious theres people who dont know this

Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

(Reblog and cross post!)

How's THIS for a shower thought?

Today I learned that Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas shares a voice actor with King Gator (aka the big-lipped alligator) from All Dogs Go to Heaven. Therefore, even though it doesn't fit the definition, an argument can be made that the Oogie Boogie song is a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

⚠️⚠️HACKER ALERT⚠️⚠️

If you see a message like this, DO NOT FALL FOR IT. This is a hacked account that will lead you to a discord server to steal your info and account.

Again, do not fall for this message if it pops up in all of your discord channels.

At first, I was going to wait until somebody asked for it, but considering our current political climate, I should probably post it now. So here's #176: Throne.

In this one, a newly coronated king had a pregnancy spell put on him by a witch for being a bit of a misogynist. Now he must carry this baby to term just to see how hard women have it. However, this plan backfires because with the help of his assigned midwife, he comes out of the experience a better person. (Also, he and the midwife fall I love! >/////<)

Thankyou for the spiderverse art! It's adorable and I can't stop looking at it!😂❤️

If you're not busy, give prompt #77 a try, I hope it's a good one! ☺️

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#77 Angel

Sorry if I didn't do this guy justice, but I couldn't think of anything else. :[

But hey, I'm sure at least one fan of (nowhere near) Fi.nal Fa.ntasy fans would appreciate this picture of pregnancy Seff!

If you want to see more, please put a number between 1 and 301 in my ask box!

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First of all, I'm sorry Miles looks like an iced coffee. There were only two browns in my box of Sharpie markers. :[

Secondly, I bought this book from Barnes and Noble called "301 Drawing Prompts", and I had this cursed idea to randomly pick a prompt and draw something with mpreg based on that prompt!

This is #74 Sunflower. I discussed with @carogoat11037 with what I should do, and we both agreed to knock up Spider-Dilf! (Granted, he didn't bring up Spider-Dilf until I started drawing this, so it was more like a coincidence, but oh well.)

So far I've done #20, #176, and #198. Let me know if you wanna see those!

And if you want to see me do any of the OTHER 301 prompts, put it in my ask box! See you there! 👍

So back in November 2020, I watched Ponyo for the first time (finally!), and I realized how FINE Ponyo's Dad looked. Granted, the only reason I thought that is that he looks just like Sideshow motherfucking Bob!

I mean...

Look at these guys...

At tell me...

With a straight face...

That they look nothing alike!!!

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Welcome to the "Ponyo's dad’s got it going on" club

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Please reblog this if you're not an organ dealer, pedophile, rapist, or a psychopath.

i need to prove my mom that people on internet are normal people. i will show her this at every 100 notes.

only 187 notes.

omg

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