my mind is sprung with creatures galore

ah here comes one now

i love it when mathematicians use the word "invoke" to basically mean "use". like yes i am a wizard (mathematician) invoking powerful chain lightning spells (using fermat's little theorem) to cut down all who stand in my way (get rid of annoying exponents)

can we clip our carabiners together so I don't get lost

bottling some more assorted things for patreon last month

I'VE DONE IT! THE ULTIMATE EXPIERIENCE OF WIZARD HATS!

I present to you, wormzard.

Things are heating up in the Wizard fandom

Someone must have cast fireball again

(To my normal followers) don't worry I won't make a portal to blood hell, I basically don't care about it at all (to my horny weirdo followers) we gotta make that portal NOW

on the outside I'm like this :3

but on the inside im also like this :3

:3

:3

:3

:3

:³

:𝟛

:3

:̸̬̮̞͕̤̏̂̏3̷͓̜̙̪͕̤͇̀̓̍̆͐̏͂͘͘

:̷̢̧̣͕͚̹͔̠̘̘̬͕͉̞͈͕̤̜̫͎̠͙̙̟͓̘̩̠̦̬̞̼̤̱͎̖́̈́ͅ3̴̧̨͚͇͉̼͎͖̱̱̖͒̈́̅̈͌̈͐̇̾̈̔͊͘͝͠͠

:̷̨̛̛̛̤̣̌̓̈͗̓̈́̎̑͂̂̊̓̇̆́̋̓̈́̀̽̈́̆̐̀͂͊͒̊̀͌̉̌̆̀̓̈̒̂́̍͑̊̈́̋̾́͗̐̿̐̋̽̾̊̀̽̎̏̾͋̔̔̄̿̿͛̈́̐͑͗͆͂̂͊̀̓̋͒͆̊̃̾̽̓͐̀̇̎͑̌̑̈́̐̆̄͗́̂̽̋̒̀̚̕͘̕͘̚͘͘͜͠͠͠͝͠͝͝3̵̛̛͓̞̞̳͊̽͗͌̿͋̆̑̄̌̏̇͂̂͊͐͌͛̎̃̉̋̋͛͌̌̌̋̐̉̉̑̾̓͐̾̌̏͑̔̊̏̋̍̍́̇̍̎̉̈́͋̀̍͂͊̊́̈́̈́̓̈͗͒́̋̿́̈́̾̓̆̊̉͆́̎́̂̂̅̓͗̑̀͊̓̆͗́̐̇̿̉̽̄̐͂̀̓̓̓̑̃̑̃͗̓̈́̔̓͆̇̃̈́̂̿̈́̽̑͂́̒̆̄̿̈͛̏̆̒́̐͂̔͐̽͊̾͒̅̅̈́̆̕̚̕̚̕͘̚̚̕͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝

▁ ▂ ▃ ▅ ▆ ▇ █:3 wizard

<<<<<<<<<[:3 wizard with skinny hat

no that would be

<━━━━┫:３

Ah fair fair

<<<<[>:3. Evil wizard

Ɛ:}> reverse wizard

<[:○3 clown wizard

HOLY SHIT ITS @inbox-clown

No

It's @carnivalwizard dummy

my hat looks WAY cooler than that

<]:•}

When your science is just so good that it becomes indistinguishable from magic and all the other mad scientists start mocking you for accidentally becoming a wizard😔

when your magic is just so weak that it's indistinguishable from a 4th grade science fair project and all the other wizards start mocking you for being a little shit baby scientist 😔

Little guy from my class notes today

Really wish I could look up stuff like "wizard party" and "wizard decor" without it all being FUCKING H*RRY P*TT*R

wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

ytsat mmm

kcuf tiaw

we will never know the scale of their riches 

btw wizardblr is just like all of the fantasy posting. this includes gnomeposting

LIGHTNING BOLT

ghost wizard 🔮

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something