its dwarf-tits o’clock over on twitty
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I just went to the doctor and found out I had a tumor that needed surgery and bronchitis, but it's okay, it's curable. It's just that I don't have much time to draw while I'm recovering from my illness.
he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
hey.. dont cry .. 1 million mg prozac , ok ?
The 1 million mg Prozac has a blast radius of half a kilometer.
Your mom has a blast radius of half a kilometer.
My mom died of cancer.
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reblog if you dont have a bra on
guy ain’t wearing anyone’s bra
Trying to breach containment but the guards keep putting my bra back on
callie: this is great. i am going to get a good grade in helping my mom get away with murder, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
mother-daughter bonding over being women in stem (stealing, trespassing, evading arrest, manipulating cops) 🫡
I love Crowley here like “How the hell are you a licensed therapist....”
Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.
The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.
Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.
That's the Offspring.
Obsessed with this idea of Arthur always being magic positive (or atleast magic neutral initially) and being against Uther's rule. The more he grows, the more protective he gets of Camelot and it's people. He tries to turn the other way, and let sorcerers escape whenever he can see that they've done no harm.
But he never realises that merlin is a sorcerer. In fact, he thinks merlin shares his father's opinion about magic, so he always tries to be discreet and hides the fact that he is saving so many sorcerers.
Till one day when Uther gets information that a 7 year old girl has been spotted doing magic in Camelot. He orders Arthur to find the girl and have her executed. Merlin, obviously, gets wind of this and goes to rescue the girl, only to find Arthur wrapping her in his cloak and trying to sneak her out.
Imagine Arthur getting on his knees, near tears, begging merlin not to turn the girl in, "Magic isn't always evil, Merlin. I promise you! Please she's just a girl, she shouldn't be punished for existing."
Merlin: 👁️👄👁️
thinking about fili, kili and thorin's deaths got me projecting through Bilbo a tiny little bit
I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.
"parry this you filthy casual"
wait, yeah, this is rad af
