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deck your balls with macaroni

@carlyraejepsans / carlyraejepsans.tumblr.com

* BISCIA - ATK 10 DEF 10 [they/them] * Semiofficial headquarters of the Otherworld Sans Theory™ * Honestly just here to indulge * Support me on Ko-Fi! (generally sfw but all exceptions are tagged with #ns4w)

the batter is so funny to me but i can't think about him for too long or i'll go completely insane. this man has slaughtered hundreds of innocent people with absolutely no remorse; including a sickly child and a man he found desperately screaming for help in the middle of a subway. his one goal in life is to find the world's off switch and shut everything down for good. and also he is 1 day old and looks like this

Guys, if you read on AO3 please try to create an account. So many of us writers are going to be forced to lock down our fics to registered users out of necessity to help keep AI away, and it kills us because we don’t want to stop any of you from reading.

AO3 is invite only. So if you know an AO3 user, ask if they have an invitation to give you (we’re given invite codes to share with others who want to join) because that’s an easy way to get in. If you don’t know someone you can ask, this is AO3’s instructions for requesting one from them…

I know this seems like an extra step and maybe you don’t think you need it and can just read from people who haven’t locked their fics. But this isn’t just about you as the reader. If you enjoy fics and you want to keep them coming, this is how you support your favorite writers! If our stats and comments plummet, I guarantee writing is going to start going down as well. Nobody wants that! So please consider making an account and signal boosting this as well! 🙏🏻

**NOTE: AO3 indicates (as of today) there’s 48k some people in the queue for invites and they’re sending out about 5k per day. That’s not a bad wait at all!!**

my dad, trying to discretely inquire about bullies: are you pushing so hard at the gym because your class is moving to the main building next year?

my brother, the dictionary definition of a poker face: for the pussy?

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any guidelines/rules regarding commissions?

not really! there's some things i'm uncomfortable drawing, of course, but i think it's more polite to discuss them in private with a client. if you mean rules about using the art afterwards, well, you're free to use it however you see fit as long as you're not making money off of it, and i'm free to use it as i see fit to promote myself as an artist. though if it's stuff like self insert/selfship art i prefer to ask the commissioner for permission first

idk how, but for awhile, i thought the you on your twitter was an entirely different person than the you on your tumblr? I've got no clue if that made sense 😭

(I think I followed your twitter *knowing* it was you?? but I've got a brain the size of a pea, and after a bit, just started addressing you as carly and “the one on twitter” as biscia in my mind- like i fully thought "wow!! these two would be great friends!!" without looking further into it- until just now)

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wrow that's crazy. i would 100% make out with my clone btw just saying totally unrelated and all

How much would it cost for you to make a skinny Sans, with black bones, and armor instead of a hoodie, and with a long face with long eyesockets, and with a red cape with red boots and gloves, as well as with a charming personality?

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woah... that's incredible. which is why i am afraid to say, I couldn't possibly sell that commission. it's just too priceless, it would break my heart to part with it

Unexpected Guests Chapter 10: Page 17

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Someone let Undyne get a driver's license, and she's made that Gaster's problem. And just in time too--Toriel's car won't be going anywhere except maybe through the map anytime soon. How do you even write an insurance claim for graphics errors...?

Oh man, finally got to some things I've been looking forward to drawing for a long time! Toriel's glitched-out car and Undyne's arrival have been pretty clear images in my head for ages, and at last! I could deliver. I hope it was worth the wait :>

Help has arrived at last, but the story continues July 20th! Stay tuned!