A Heart’s a Heavy Burden

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

People in the tags keep saying this but unironically but this WAS unironic I actually do have hobbies and I am mediocre at them. And they do make me happy anyway

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

Let's slay another day

Oppenheimer Girlfriend and Barbie Boyfriend

(they’d do the double feature but they each have a clear favorite)

Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer

yes your fucking site

They should make food for men

Please I'm so hungry

nevermind

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

0/21

i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

*an english grammar test

shut the fuck up

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

isekai title

sparkle on

this took me like 5 minutes bc i had to generate each line of text as a separate gif but if i didnt do it it wouldve killed me i think

Kikkoman matches

[id: a small matchbook with matches painted to look like soy sauce bottles. the text on the flap reads 'basic for barbecues. kikkoman all-purpose soy sauce. adds flavor excitement! marinade and baste with kikkoman. great used directly from the bottle. keep kikkoman handy, always!' /end id]

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Did you just know this

why do all my internet friends have to live so far away im literally going to be sick. when will they invent a computer you can climb through

is this really too much to ask......................... :(

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

Right now there is a very buff Butch woman all alone in the Cafe car and she could be having steamy gay sex with you and be moving into your apartment if you were just willing to take the train to Chicago

I'm busy trying to get more lesbians to ride the train instead of taking their Subarus to Chicago

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #uhm amtrack honey ya wanna tell us smthn (something) ???

You have been visited by the barefoot crypto guy, your portfolio will remain as it was