“Poor? Have you tried starving? “
What if we
And I do mean this
Set their buildings on fucking fire
― Oscar Wilde
Looks like they’re doing both at once now!
what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
I'm back from work youll never believe what happened
there was fucking cusomer
not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.
fungible should mean you can turn it into a mushroom
Me: oh yeah, that's rich coming from you
Guy who ejaculates coins and small bills: can we talk about something else
i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner
I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.
Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)
Queen
Renaissance set of knives made of bone and iron in a Trout-shaped case - Italian work 17th century
