Snip Snip 👙😋😌

I owe my body so many apologies

and my mind as well

And my heart.

And my bank account

sometimes u should accept an apology and sometimes u gotta say “rot bitch”

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

This made me smile. I think we sometimes need reminding that there are still some genuinely good people out there.

a model

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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

why did they give this line to the villain

Because she’s an icon

How she made him MOOOOOO like a Cow🐮 and NAYYYYY like a Horse🐴 😆🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣😁🤣

This is the worst thing.

whoever shorty is next to her we had the same reaction 😭

When fam went mooooo I cried 😭

Lmaoooo

LOOOOOL????

niggas are so DUMB

Boyyyyy if this wasn’t me the whol time 😂😂😂

LMAO AYO SON!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

I’m gone

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING he really came with that neigh 😂😂😂😂😭

Don’t even trip when you get cut off or cut someone off. Keep that “it was nice while it lasted, but it was nice to know you” energy & move on.

This basically sums it up

My first time holding a sloth today 😭

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY

TURN ON THE SOUND

I havent smiled all day… until now

Brother nature is my favorite person

This is amazing! 

That sloth is MILKING IT.

I love him!

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

me when im hungry