The trouble is that nothing will ever be breaking bad ever again
it's that simple
bashfully kicking at the dirt blushing to my ears while she describes in great detail her desire to cannibalize me
BEN: A clock is right four times a day, if you think about the minute hand and the second hand. Thank you… MARCUS: [laughs] BEN: The minute hand and the hour hand and the second hand- HENRY: No- BEN: It could be right six times a day! MARCUS: [still laughing] HENRY: No Kissel, no, I’m like, I’m literally about to start crying blood. It’s- BEN: No, if you think about- HENRY: No- BEN: The hour is correct, HENRY: It’s- they’re not two separate- ! BEN: So it’s 2 pm, and then it’s- HENRY: No, asshole, no no no- BEN: Fifteen minutes- HENRY: You can’t just say, no no no no no, it can’t just be- BEN: So, it could actually be right six times a day. MARCUS: [still laughing] HENRY: You are incorrect. BEN: And- HENRY: You are thinking about a clock completely wrong. A time is the coordination of the minute hand and- BEN: [laughs] Yes… MARCUS: All three! All three! Minute, hour- HENRY AND MARUCS: and second! HENRY: So it can only be twice! [overlapped talking] BEN: And individually, individually, they can also be correct. MARCUS: Well no, that would mean it would be correct 24 times in a day. HENRY: It is- BEN: Why. MARCUS: Becau- If you’re only counting the minute hand? BEN: No I’m not just counting the minute hand! HENRY: I… want… to retire, from the podcast. BEN: Well, hey, buddy. HENRY AND MARCUS: [laughing] BEN: Wait a couple of years, and then you can get whatever clock you want. I mean I dunno what kinda… HENRY: [wailing in anguish] BEN: Probably, maybe- HENRY: [wailing in anguish] BEN: Wanna get, probably, probably wanna get a clock that’s right more than two times a day. Idiot here… HENRY: [wailing in anguish] Oh, god, oh god! BEN: Cretin I guess.
if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi
rb to touch prevs kitty nose to say hi
its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three
are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?
there are rays of sunshine in this dark world
john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall
marsgal27
john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring
foetushinata
happy eighth birthday john karkat
today in homestuck
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 9th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Although it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a (better) name!
What will the name of this young man be?
this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people's dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we've all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn't gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
