failed blogger dies in tragic jerk-off accident

none of these words are in the bible

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

THE X-FILES | 5.19

Doctor Who | 1.05 - "World War Three"

Back on set for Interview With The Vampire - Sam Reid & Jacob Anderson

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

they were gay af for this i must admit

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

uh ... what's sawcon....

sawcon this cock

Date of origin: 24th May 2021

results from all polls, with info how many votes each poll had, below:

following up on this—

All of the mods respected Kirk/Spock and MSR and destiel and SNS and wangxian and so on deeply as The Greats, and we all agree that spirk is a righteous and honorable winner. However we did also have some personal favorites:

mod 1: frerard. also hannigram but mostly frerard. during the progress of this bracket i sadly once again died and rotted miserably due to the consequences of my actions.

mod 2: crimeboys!!!!

mod 3: MSR, mostly, but there were a lot of things on the bracket that I have fond memories of, I found myself facing hard choices almost every round.

mod 4: I would say my main biases were e/R and narusasu, though in the early days I was banking on a destiel sweep.

mod 5: Bucky/Reader.

reblog if you agree

halloween drawing

When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

well yes !

If I had a nickel for every time Ryan got on all fours and made animal noises to try to get evidence I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

*i am suddenly transported back to an 18th century sailing vessel*

sailor: aye there lass you’ll want to watch yer balance as the sea rages

me: i appreciate the warning but i am well accustomed to being so tossed about as there is a creature in my time that behaves in much the same manner. having mastered it even the sea holds little fear for me!

sailor: tell me of this beast, for i have never heard of such an animal!

me: it is known as a ‘bus’ and it carries people to and fro across vast distances. it is driven forward by a great and fearless master who navigates the creature. many a bus have I ridden, and as such have an acute sense of- *we are both swept overboard*

NOW I’M OFF TO THE RACES CASES OF BACARDI CHASES CHASING ME ALL OVER TOWN CAUSE HE KNOWS I’M WASTED FACIN’ TIME AGAIN AT RIKERS ISLAND AND I WON’T GET OUT BECAUSE I’M CRAAAZY BAAABY I NEED YOU TO COME HERE AND SAVE ME I’M YOUR LITTLE SCARLET, STARLET, SINGIN’ IN THE GARDEN KISS ME ON MY OPEN MOUTH READY FOR YOU

he is haunted by this