teenage wasteland

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

is anyone else so sad and sobbing and crying and in tears and in crisis and weeping

Who up & searching for a sense of belonging

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it