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Technology evolves to ask the real questions.

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

this is my new favorite tweet ever

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

Carrie Fisher in the trash with a bottle of wine, 1977

my summer look is tits out and tears in my eyes

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a defense mechanism

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but not to lose ur softness. Like moisturise spiritually

when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

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