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Cardie Space Trash

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My therapist: Stop fixating on Jacked Evil Alt-Universe Gouache Jean-Luc Picard with a tiny, bearded head. He isn't real and can't hurt you. Jacked Evil Alt-Universe Gouache Jean-Luc Picard with a tiny, bearded head:

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(grin) Okay, here’s a road I’ve been down.

That’s not at all a terrible take on Evil!Troi’s uniform. …Looking with some amusement, though, at Mirror!Picard’s britches, and the (carefully?) studied lack of emphasis on (parts of) them. 😏

The fact that deep space nine is a shopping mall and gas station is SO charming to me

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Not to be extremely American but it’s one of those massive truck stops you find along the interstate that’s always open and has a place to do your laundry and shower and play video poker and buy audiobooks and 30 different kinds of jerky and a new seat cushion for your rig because it’s been bothering you for a while and there are other travelers shooting the shit around the coffee machines just to get some social time in before the road’s calling you back because you aren’t supposed to stay forever. You pick up a hand pie and a fidget spinner and maybe a new pair of sunglasses because god only knows where the your old ones are in the cab, consider buying a carton of cigarettes or that dang horrible nicotine gum and somehow when you roll back through 6 or 8 months later the folks at the inset all-night greasy spoon greet you and everybody else like you’re a regular just there the other day.

DS9 is Buckees 

Quark: got some straight gas >;)) this shits called romulus fever itll get you zonked out if ur gourd

Me: whatever i dont feel shit 😒

Me 5 minutes later: bro i just saw someone enter the neutral zone on the promenade

My buddy, pacing: the senate is lying to us

Do you guys think Julian’s parents had a bad relationship, which lead to his negative views on the concept of marriage? Or was he just a professional slut and hater

I think lemurs are just like that

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After watching most of Star Trek, I've come to the conclusion that there are 3 types of CMOs;

The Bitch Doctors (Complains, talks shit about you, but takes their jobs seriously and may or may not care for your wellbeing on a fundamental level) - Dr. Leonard McCoy, The EMH, Dr. T'Ana, Dr. Katherine Pulaski (someone pointed out I forgot Pulaski so I'm adding her in post lmao)

The Loving Moms (They absolutely coddle you, cares for you and tries to make your stay in sickbay as enjoyable as possible, will cut the crusts off your sandwich if you ask politely) - Dr. Beverly Crusher, Dr. Phlox

Whore (Whore.) - Dr. Julian Bashir