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every time a clone dies on screen, i get closer and closer to killing myself
Yoda’s lineage is fucked. Yoda is no longer allowed to say JACKSHIT about anyone or anything ever again.
if u and I were little frogs. we could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.
frankly, having mutuals has ruined me. i can't see a train without immediately going "ohh, my train mutual would love this," or hearing someone talk about a celebrity without going "that's the man my mutual wants to tie up and put in a deep fryer."
In the tags tell the mutual you reblogged from what kind of mutual they are to you.
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
did u know u can pet me and call me cute
you will experience the funny surprise I do!
it appears you pet me!
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i can't casually listen to music. unfortunately everything i like makes me want to drop to my knees.
Sometimes hermitcraft is a lot of fun games, cool people, and awesome builds!
And sometimes it’s accidentally blowing up your neighbor’s lawn mower while he’s not home, trying to repair it with duct tape and glue, then leaving a “We’re sorry!” cake and a pile of treats from the local amusement park as reparations before locking every door in your house twice
Are you excited for season 2 of Rebels?
yes omg i’ve been hearing all about it and it’s scaring me. i’ve already been spoiled a bit (ahem… @engagemythrusters…) and i hope it ends up with me going absolutely insane
carrd? nah. if you want to learn about me you have to connect scraps of information from my occasional sentence-long tumblr tags and gay little rants I’ve been putting there since 2016. that is the truest wellspring of self.
ideal way that my followers figure out what the fuck is up with me:












