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REQUESTS ARE CLOSED
Requested By: anonymous
“headcanons for garak and a reader that is his best friend and a new security officer on DS9, perhaps? Both feel isolated there. So the reader decides to make Garak feel less alone by sneaking a present and decorations into his shop.”
Note: I am not dead! Hoorah! Super sorry for the late posting of this lol, but y’know how it is. Hope you like it nonetheless😊
Pairing: Platonic (?) Garak and GN Reader
Warnings: none
Rating: G
Word Count: 407

Holidays and Friends

  • So you recently transferred to DS9 as a new security officer. Already you felt like an outsider.
  • The captain and all of his senior officers knew each other so well, they had all gone through so much while you were just… there.
  • You never were good at making new friends, so when a certain Cardassian tailor approached you one day, asking very politely to sit with you while you ate, you, albeit hesitantly, agreed.
  • After that fateful day, you, Garak, and surprisingly Dr Bashir, all shared lunch together for months to follow.
  • On your time off, you would visit Garak at his store, keeping him company while he sewed pants and dresses. 
  • It was a strange friendship, that was for certain, but you enjoyed each other’s company regardless.
  • You liked to think you were approachable, but by your very apparent lack of friends aboard the space station, you might have been wrong in that assumption. 
  • Garak kept you company and you kept him company. You both felt so isolated on the station; you with your late arrival and him with his “sketchy” background. 
  • So when the holidays rolled around and everyone seemed to have plans while you and Mr Garak did not, you decided to take things into your own hands.
  • It started very simple, just a few decorations and maybe a present but it soon grew into a whole pile of streamers, lights, ornaments, you name it. Along with a fairly expensive sewing kit that took weeks to ship. 
  • Since you and Garak were such close friends you knew exactly when you could sneak into his shop and set everything up.
  • Thankfully Garak and Dr Bashir took so long eating lunch.
  • After everything was put up, the lights and streams strung along the ceiling, the ornaments hanging from clothes and racks, you moved the quite heavy sewing kit – that you wrapped yourself – onto the main table just before Garak walked in.
  • To say he was surprised would be an understatement.
  • “My dear, what is all of this for? A holiday? Why, you didn’t tell me a thing and now I feel completely underdressed!”
  • You had Garak open his present almost immediately, your desire for him to see it and like it overwhelmed you. He was the one constant on the station, the one you could count on, and you wanted to make the day special, even if he had no idea what holiday you were celebrating.

whoever decided that a big part of siskos characterization is that if theres a little baby anywhere on the station he will sense it and will break barriers and compromise his morals and fight his way through insurmountable odds just to pick the lil guy up and go :D was SO smart ily mwah

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hey folks i have a Cardassian Canon Question

so like in the Wire, it’s stated that the one of the causes of all Garak’s Pain and Suffering is the fact that the lights on the station are too bright, but what we see of Cardassia as a planet is that it’s fairly bright outside, and at least feels brighter than DS9. is this due to:

a) Cardassia’s atmosphere filtering out some kind of light that the station doesn’t (or something to this effect)

b) Cardassians always wearing sunglasses outside

c) a discrepancy in canon

d) something else that i haven’t thought of?

e) Cardassians spend a lot of time inside? Maybe their room temperature and light levels mimic conditions in the shade and they rarely expose themselves to the sun/bright lights for prolonged periods of time

It is very likely that Cardassians are semi-nocturnal as well as semi-crepuscular. Now, lemme back myself up, here.

Cardassians are reptilian, meaning they are cold-blooded to some degree, and thusly need heat to remain comfortable and healthy. Now, lots of reptiles are fans of bright lights because bright lights = heat. But, there are reptiles that sleep a lot during the day, sunbathing, and hunt at night. This isn't to say that they aren't active at all during the day, but it's really the best time for them to catch some Z's.

Cardassia is very bright in some scenes, yes, but there are also scenes where the natural light appears to be a murky red color. One could say that this was due to a sunrise or a sunset. If that's true, it supports the idea of Cardassians being crepuscular (awake during twilight hours).

We see Deep Space Nine as Terok Nor in the past, while Cardassians are still running it, and it is very dark. Nighttime dark. In every scene. It’s also pretty steamy in there. So when Cardassians have the ability to completely engineer their environment, they make it dark and humid. They would probably function very well in a tropical rainforest. Seems nocturnal to me!

So, I offer as tribute: while Cardassians can and will go about their business in broad daylight, they are at their most comfortable in the dark or dim light, most likely because their eyes don't have much natural protection from glare. So, yes, sunglasses would probably serve them well and Garak should totally have been rocking a visor.

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dr julian bashir walking into quarks in a full plague doctor costume, headed for the holosuites

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miles o’brien following right behind him with a bucket full of leeches and a box of pink wine

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Anonymous asked:

Not a request - just a question: are you okay with writing polyamorous relationships? Love your works btw

Polyamorous specifically, no, I'm not really comfortable with that. HOWEVER, if what you're looking for isn't just polyamorous but perhaps something along the lines of "multiple people taking care of each other," then I definitely write friendship and family fics, because those are a lot of fun. I also have a soulmate AU in the works the runs on the basic concept of having one romantic soulmate and multiple platonic soul mates, so that one essentially has a soulmate network. Also bring on the platonic cuddles for literally anybody because we all need cuddles that aren't sexualized, please and thank you.

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Part Two of Troublesome Heart. There will be a third part.

Weyoun rested peacefully in Deep Space Nine's Infirmary. He was alright, but absolutely exhausted- Vorta, despite their resistance to poisons, were complete lightweights when it came to anesthesia, their bodies completely without defense against such drugs. Apparently the Founders hadn't ever thought about giving their servants painkillers. Dr. Bashir had insisted that the surgery had gone smoothly and that Weyoun would make a full recovery. You trusted the good doctor, but you insisted on staying at Weyoun's bedside overnight anyway.

The lights were dimmed and you were half-dozing when you realized you and Weyoun weren't alone.

the more i think about it the more i’m convinced the ds9 higher-ups just keep garak around for shits and giggles. like. “this guy is a high-level threat to our security and he could probably hack the entire station if he tried but he’s a good laugh sometimes so he can stick around i guess.”

garak: dukat my good bitch. still wearing that generic military commander ensemble number i see? your sense of fashion hasn’t aged well - but then neither have you, so i suppose it’s a good match.

the ds9 crew:

they keep him around for the purposes of dragging dukat mercilessly, hemming fashionable pants, and the occasional convenient assassination that starfleet wouldn’t approve of

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Request: Weyoun distracting a very overworked security reader from work?

Words: 397

Warnings: None

Requester: Anon

This was a small, rare moment of peace. Not absolute peace; standing on the upper level of the Promenade wasn’t absolute peace. But for now, you weren’t having to watch any tense Cardassians or Jem’Hadar hungry for battle.

It was hard to stifle a yawn that threatened to come up, but you managed to. With Starfleet’s presence on the station gone, and the heightened tensions, it was getting harder to keep up security patrols.

“Well, aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.”