Imagine the chaos if Lae'zel was in charge of the grocery shopping. She's not familiar with all these Faerûn ingredients and she would always buy store brand because "It is a more efficient use of resources. Why does the wizard cry?"
In the background Gale is rocking his head in his hands because he asked for a nice dry-aged pecorino for his carbonara and received a pack of Great Value provolone slices








