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Carbi Kill Zone

@carbisari / carbisari.tumblr.com

I am Beyond Mortal Understanding
Community Label: Mature
“Wars are fought with soldiers, but won with money. I can’t guess what potential Aurona saw when she invested in our war bands, but our imperium exists because she allows it.”
- Imperator Vusifa
Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

Queen Wasp said "Admiral, you can leave gay fire jail for ONE day to fuck this lesbian couple."

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fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them

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fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.

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if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism

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someone put this screenshot in my notes and i wasn't gonna put the op on blast but i cannot stop thinking about it. this is up there as one of the funniest doubling downs i've ever seen. "it's called craft. it's called storytelling." is going to enter my meme vernacular and no one is going to have any idea what i'm talking about. the count of monte cristo shows a clear lack of craft in its wordcount. if only ernest hemingway's editor had killed more of his darlings while he wrote for whom the bell tolls. readers and editors alike are always complaining about how fucking long to kill a mockingbird is.

Valid Jane Austen Novels:

  • Northanger Abbey
  • Persuasion

Kindling:

  • Sense & Sensibility
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Mansfield Park
  • Emma

Really starting to take this whole austerity shit too far huh.

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Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.

Girls inbound. Get ready!

Wave 1/10

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This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.

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Wave 2/10

stay alert, they’re coming in fast!

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Wave 3/10 - They have actually good URLs now, please be careful but also I’m so mad, I just saw “pawpatroleuthanasia” and I am bursting green with envy.