The Art Of Randomness

Well, didn’t expect this to be how I learned the pope died, but here we are.

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Love it! Exactly as it's shown. I think I'll order some for friends too. :) Shipping was quick and the seller was friendly and quick to respond to my messages.

I love these fairy lights in my yard! This mushroom light adds a bit of magic in the evening and I have received so many compliments!

types of dnd characters gay people make

tag yourself or add ur own

Somebody who has never played DnD list all the DnD classes

Here they are folks, the 12 main DnD classes according to tumblr:

I mean I’d play’em, they’re not that different from how everyone plays each one

I mean...I’m open to other interpretations but

Librarian = Wizard

Scientologist = Cleric

Crazy cat lady = Druid

Himbo = Barbarian

Monsterfucker = Bard

Girlboss = Monk

Malewife = Sorcerer

Business (derogatory) = Paladin

Sith = Warlock

Boytoy = Rogue

Lesbian = Ranger

Sophomore = Fighter

But that’s not as funny :(

idk my dude. “I just wanted to cheer up this peasant and give them hope for a better tomorrow, but instead they overthrew the local nobles and now we’ve got to teach a bunch of peasants how to govern a kingdom”

is at least twice as funny as

“this person has sex” especially if your DM is uncomfortable with role playing seduction and such

“I roll to convince the dragon to support the overthrow to the monarchy,”

Look, our paladin TALKED a locked magic door into opening once.

Consider also, using charisma to GET OUT of sex. Using charisma to yeet away from any and all even remotely sexy scenario. Would ALSO be HILARIOUS.

Where are our asexual bards.

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

The bible canon’s been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

I know full well that I am a biased bitch, and I’m fine with that.

Meirl

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.

You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.

I fucking adore this man

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM

“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

if you even fucking look at the hospital I will stomp you to death with my hooves

You know what I want you to do it. I DARE you to do it goddammit so I can stomp you with my hooves. Go on.

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