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Animals, veganism, cooking
Regional music, techno, progressive metal
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Kink
Magic the Gathering

Hi! Kinda new here, looking for mutuals and people to follow 🐛🐛🐛.
Videogames, league of legends, indies
Animals, veganism, cooking
Regional music, techno, progressive metal
Computers, programming
Kink
Magic the Gathering
i hate vegans because they never do any shadow work and live in like artificial fluorescence
I’ve been trying to understand what this means for days
My favourite piece of shadow vegan activity is "bull wising" in Spain.
You see, some bulls are bred specially for the purpose of bullfighting; they are isolated from humans so when they face bullfighters they are scared, angry and reactive because they don't know what's going on.
So vegan/anti-bullfighting activists sneak into the prairies where the isolated bulls are and teach them all the tricks they will be tortured with once in the plaza. The result is that the bull can predict the bullfighter's movements, so for the safety of the bullfighters, there's no spectacle at all.
No spectacle, no torture. Fuck bullfighting.
Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading
im so sorry ill make it up to you
enjoy the WOOLLY CHAFER BEETLE
omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
you're welcome
if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
Greatest $20 I've ever spent in my life
thanks to @sovenasark for the SEAMLESS edit!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the greatest thing ever done to a Magic card.
he’s real...