“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

this is hte best one yet

*gets home from school*

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

can greg come too?

The Presidency: 1974

Watergate: Scandalized

Records: Delete

Dick: The President of the United States

NIXON IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

Chicken spiral…

A storm is coming

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

Well, I’m convinced.

The only good news of 2016

The only honest man on CNN

the most trustworthy man on television

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

YAS finally someone said this

Girls with big boobs are jealous of the girls with small chests. Girls with little titties always want bigger ones. There’s no middle ground! Me, I love ALL boobs, regardless of size!  They’re all fun, they’re all gorgeous, and I can’t get enough of them!  Please, feel free to share!

everyone please pray for this man he’s so out of his mind he hallucinated the part Where I Asked :/ so sad

omg

fencing academy best student