okay girls let’s go to therapy

Customer service bosses be like:

— Nina LaCour / Hold Still

all greek gods and heroes either rode dick or were pegged by their alpha wives thanks for coming to my ted talk

date a boy who makes you feel the way music does

ー all the love

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXPQeagFAz7/

choose your fighter

Why not both?

Slendergirl.

Close your eyes and listen

I wish this video was 6 hours long

this is literally my favorite video ive ever seen on tumblr

…it’s hypnotic…

ALSO- I’m glad this is my second most successful tumblr post. A little background about this video: I took it the day there was the nuclear missile threat while I was on Oahu. That morning, I thought it was my last day on earth and I was about to meet my impending death by nuclear missile. After the island was notified that the alert was actually false (mind you it also took them THIRTY-EIGHT minutes to tell us it was fake) my friends and I drove to Costco, bought a bunch of snacks and fruits, and spent the entire day at this beach. We didn’t talk much, as the concept of life and death was all across our minds. I swam in the water during the sunset, and had just gotten out to record the last light rays that remained. This video reminds me how precious life is and how I will always remember that feeling

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

— Sue Fitzmaurice

I still repeat the things you said to me in my head

Stills from American Horror Story: Asylum

No fucking way.

I hate working night shift retail cause whenever the Are You Stealin machine starts beepin for no reason, my first thought is always immediately ‘that’s a little chef boyaredi can rolling off to a good home’

who rebloged this

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

he green boy