I am infact going down with my ships.

I tweeted this but I’ll share it here

Me trying to kick down the door to see what Ben and Devi are doing

We won

Fade into you? are you kidding me? absolutely sobbing I love them so much

“shit, how am i going to get back into my sari?”

“oh, uh. i’ll pull up a youtube video?”

your honor, i love these idiots

my life fucking sucks because they dont let me play with grenade launcher

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

asriel: fuck that uncivilised street urchin of a child, why are y'all convinced she's special or something?

also asriel: OUR daughter that we created TOGETHER and is the product of our LOVE and our EXTRAORDINARY union

Going to the Botanical Gardens in Oxford tomorrow! Sure hope my soulmate doesn't get torn from me.

“I'll be looking for you, Will, every moment, every single moment. And when we do find each other again, we'll cling together so tight that nothing and no one'll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you... We'll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pine trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams... And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they wont' just be able to take one, they'll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we'll be joined so tight...” - The Amber Spyglass - Philip Pullman

I read the books I KNEW BUT NOTHING COULD PROPERLY PREPARE ME

Due to personal reasons I'll be reading a bunch of fanfics of the same fuckers falling in love again and again in two thousands of different ways pretending that romantic love actually exists. If you need to contact me for some reason, please bring a chocolate offering or I won't listen, thank you for your understanding.

Taylor: 🎵It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero🎵

Me: babe you have no idea 😭😭😭😭😭

endless gifs from teen wolf - 12/∞

Alexa play love of my life by queen

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

I just… love the mess that is teen wolf so much. I love the cheap fights with techno music blasting, the funny way they extend their claws, the villains that turn into allies because there’s even worst enemies to defeat, the healing abilities that work or not depending on the plot, the friendship of Scott “I’m not letting him die” McCall and Stiles “Could you aT LEAST thiNK abOUt letting hiM DIE??” Stilinski, the non existent lights from season 5 to 6, the highs and lows of lacrosse, the coach and Greenberg, the random resurrections, ….I just…. there’s twin werewolves that merge into each other creating a big ass dude, there was a dude with a mouth on HiS hAND. I love teen wolf. 

12 Stydia Gifsets for Stydia Day: 4/12

he's a 10 but when he tells people no, he asks them if they want to hear it in Spanish: !no¡