Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭
Loooook
TRÉASURE…
Trayjure (ah!)
The pirates’ trayjure (oo!)
All this time I thought @one-time-i-dreamt was one person blogging about just their crazy dreams, but it’s actually just someone posting about other peoples dreams and I feel scammed
submissive and dreamable
shirt that says “as above” and booty shorts that say “so below”
Trying to look up information on autism as an autistic person and half of the articles are like this:
"Make sure your sure your out of control autistic nightmare """child""" that you are such a victim for having do deal with plays outside a lot so that they can get all their autisms out and you can finally know peace, you brave martyr :) 🧩"
doom yourself before the narrative does
i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76
That's her, btw
She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.
The Lego Movie is something that only happens once in life because you cannot recreate the experience of being dragged to “stupid marketing ploy to sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds” and 90 minutes later come out of “surreal cosmic horror comedy about the existential dread of artistic expression and the meaning of free will with commentary on capitalist oligarchy. To sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds.”
Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
@one-time-i-dreamt says she is the actual ultimate sexyman so I must run this poll out of wtnv pride
yes I know it's an old, forgotten post by now and this has been rotting in my drafts for months(?) shut up
I AM THE BEST TUMBLR SEXYMAN BECAUSE I AM NEITHER SEXY NOR A MAN
[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]
More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.
I’ve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: “That’s just how we do things in this clowder.”












