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Captain Swag's Thinkin' Thoughts

@captainswag

I'm 33, from South Mississippi. There's no real theme to this blog, I just want to share things that I think are awesome. Well, that and occasionally post poorly made photoshops. If you actually want to know anything about me, feel free to ask. I'd be happy to answer most questions. Oh, and I go by Seth.

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

peggle make phone calls

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The person voicing Funky Kong in the Japanese dub of the Donkey Kong Country cartoon series has both an extremely fitting appearance and name for the role, going by the stage name Banana Ice and being known for wearing sunglasses.

In addition to voicing Funky Kong, Banana Ice was also the composer for the Japanese opening theme for the cartoon, which can be heard here.

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slendersummerseve

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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electricdoc

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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electricdoc
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thesweetandawesomeqinn

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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electricdoc
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alonelyangel6

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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electricdoc
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jensenacklesmeltsmyheart

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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electricdoc
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itsmeganonthemoon

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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electricdoc
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thiswebsitenamesareweird

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

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personsonable

important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages

September 6th, 2014

fav movie: mario movie

fav song: the super mario brothers theme song

dogs name: mario

cats name: luigi

fav food: mushrooms and peaches

occupation: plumber

favorite color: mario red

hobby: jumping

Biggest fear: Bowser

favorite video game: Burnout Paradise

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You asked, I delivered.

every time there's a big wave of people reblogging the original i'm gonna push this one out again

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

hang on I gotta look something up.

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

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Most games that have a dialogue system making use of more than one text style have an internal markup system (similar to e.g. HTML tags) used to determine properties of the text, such as size, color etc. inside the message.

In the Super Mario Galaxy games, some of these tags are not merely redundant but outright self-defeating, so that one tag may change the text properties only to be immediately undone by a different tag changing them to something else.

The image shows a baffling example of a message in Super Mario Galaxy 2 that visually changes color 5 times (starting with black, to red, to black, to blue and finally back to black), which would normally need no more than 5 color change tags.

However, internally, the game instead changes the color 10 times, including multiple times in a row into the same color. This messy implementation is likely a remnant of various rewrites of the original message whereby the tags were never cleaned up between revisions.