What if we had toast instead of hands
probably a lot of people buttering and eating their toast hands
How would you butter your toast hands tho
with your knife feet
a denny’s haiku
My heart is an egg. When I look into your eyes, It gets all scrambled.
“Daaaaad, I’m hungry!”
“Hello, Hungry. I’m Dad.”
The two embraced. At long last, father and son were reunited.
“I have returned to fulfill the prophecy, father—my one true destiny, to devour all of the glorious foods.”
It had been many, many moons since Hunger had seen his father, Dad, the all-powerful overseer of Mount Senses, after being tricked into exile by his scheming brother and rival, Thirsty. But now he would claim what was rightfully his: the prodigal feast.
“O, my son, how long you have patiently waited, subsisting solely on saltines from Mom’s enchanted purse, bottomless with preparedness. Your over-eager and desperate brother, Thirsty, commenting on all in your absence, unquenched and single, but now your noble quest achieved,"Dad’s eyes glistened with pride and emotion. "As the oracle prophesied, a great bounty of exquisite entrees, beautiful breakfasts, and delicious desserts have come together beneath one comforting roof. Behold, it is the Denny’s.”
Together, they gazed upon its magnificence.
They sat upon a throne-like booth, befitting the majestic mythological figures they were, as endless treasures arrived at their table; golden pancakes, the sweetest of syrups, eggs prepared in a myriad of styles. The feast was truly extravagant. Satiated and joyful, they relaxed and awaited their royal dessert. The son looked at his predecessor with great respect and admiration.
“Happy Father’s Day, Dad.”
And the father looked upon his son with great pride.
“Thank you, Hungry.”
mutsukiy
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
You see a very cute axolotl standing in front of you. What’cha gonna do to them?
They’re a great teacher, I’ve already learned how to do this.
no kidding hes an amazing teacher
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I hope they give her their blessing 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕
when the barbie movie drops, there should be a trend like the one where everyone wore suits to watch rise of gru. but instead of suits, everyone watching barbie should be dressed up as what they would look like as a barbie doll.
🍓🍓 reblog to give some chocolate covered strawberries to your beloved mutuals 🍓🍓
PERIODDRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK 2023
Day 7: Free Day - the hand flex ™
things i think data should be able to do because he's cool and deserves cartoon robot powers:
- shoot lasers out of his eyes
- turn his hands/arms into various useful implements
- use his batshit robo-strength for slapstick purposes (like that time spongebob walked straight through a wall in 3d)
- play sound effects like audience applause or the price is right loser horn in addition to normal speech
- access info on a usb or through a cable by putting it in his mouth
- send texts/memes directly from his brain to other people's devices
- kiss geordi so sweetly
- heelies
"Kiss geordi so sweetly"
- marry geordi and have a honeymoon on a boathouse
- he should also be a wifi hotspot
Saw this on r/LGBT and figured my aspec followers would enjoy.
Wow. Imagine redefining legal definitions through reasonable observations.
Here in the USA, we base all of our legal matters on personal interpretations of a document written 200 years ago by white male slave-owners.
Saw this on r/LGBT and figured my aspec followers would enjoy.
Wow. Imagine redefining legal definitions through reasonable observations.
Here in the USA, we base all of our legal matters on personal interpretations of a document written 200 years ago by white male slave-owners.
