All this is to say the following, and I’ll say it loud and clear: I hate The Simpsons.

Why do you hate them? It’s a classic show!!

It’s a terrible cartoon, there’s no denying that. The jokes fall flat, the gags are unfunny, it’s a complete showstopper, etc. You don’t even have to agree with any of the “deep” stuff if you really don’t want to. It’s all just kind of bad.

I like Seinfeld, which is the equivalent of the “so bad it’s good” of “Simpsons”. I think I’ll keep watching Seinfeld if nothing else.

It’s a little difficult to come up with a suitable reaction image that captures the range of my feelings about this…