everybody please please please look at the shirt i got

Every time o'brien takes a transporter he dies in agony and a new o'brien copy rematerializes, this doesn't happen to anybody else

She/her only now lads!

Acts Of Blasphemy Against The Healing Church Ranked From Most To Least Sexy

jeb bush 2020 launching himself at ted cruz on the senate floor: you killed my father* prepare to die!**

*George H.W Bush (1924-2018) was killed by the Zodiac Killer on November 30th, 2018

**just a funny quote from a really good movie called the princess bride please go check it out at your local library

***there wasn’t a third astrix but I just wanted you all to know that I appreciate when you laugh at my really fun jokes and that I really work really hard. love you, no hard feelings!

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I saw someone the other day call being against the military “terfy” and now someone is calling the idea that we should be nice to children “terfy” so I think we need to go over how terf isn’t some throw away term for “person whose argument I disagree with that also reminds me of this amorphous group of bad people that exist in my head” and very explicitly refers to a coherent group of radical feminists who advocate for transphobic violence -__-

eldritch on main. absolutely fucking macabre and incomprehensible on main.

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner