anyone who’s not doing anything special for New Years & is sitting in their sweats or pjs raise your hands yeah go team
this guy got really wasted so he told me to slap him in the face as hard as i could, and then my friend leeroy came along and was like ‘yeah she’ll do it, you just have to close your eyes’ so he closes his eyes and leeroy gives him the biggest slap in the face and he opens his eyes and thought it was me and just said ‘jesus christ’ and ran away
i made a tumblr sim let’s see how this goes
we were making fun of this guy for buying a $16 tent because it was tiny like he could barely fit in it.. but the funniest thing was that it wasnt actually waterproof so it started raining, he literally jumps out, picks up his tent and puts it INSIDE our tent so we woke up with another tent inside our tent it was incredible. did i say tent enough in this little story? tent.
another MADE UP meladdolle story wth is a tent and 2 it doesnt rain in australia
Legendary
WAERSTRDHVYBJNKM.AWSERDFTBHJNKMJYTFYR. This is what Im talking about when I say double standard thing. weh. I mean, sure, he broke the law, he deserves to go to jail, or face up to his crime, but really. Imagine if this was a woman. A woman tried to rob a store, and then got the shit beaten out of her and used as a sex slave for 3 days as her punishment by the owner of said store. IT WOULDNT BE FUNNY. PEOPLE WOULD FLIP. SHIT.
Mainly, what Im trying to say here, is that this isn’t okay for ANYONE to do, whether its a woman to a man or a man to a woman. Rape shouldn’t be funny. You see this a lot, actually. That gif where the girl and guy are in some kind of argument and are both upset, and then the girl proceeds to slap/punch him multiple times, and then kiss him after, and it’s some kind of ‘romanticized’ cliche. It shouldn’t be romantic, it should be looked at just as if a guy punched a girl a few times in an argument and then tried to kiss her. It’s not good. It’s not, “Don’t punch me, because I’m a girl” It’s “Don’t punch me, because I’m a fucking human being.”
Also, on ‘The View’ when they talked about the case where the man got his dick chopped off by his crazy wife when he wanted a divorce and they proceeded to make fun at it. Imagine if a woman got her body mutilated by her crazy husband if she wanted a divorce.
Rape is never funny, and some people don’t seem to get that when the roles are switched and the male is being mistreated that it’s still wrong. I’m sorry if I’m letting the funny hype down and being some ‘asshole’ about ruining the joke, but I just don’t see this as funny. Rape is never funny.
^ BLESS YOU
Preach it
what will be the first meme of 2014
i’m just gonna laugh over this for a few hours
For the Math Geek in All of Us
Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers
As described by Selnick’s article:
Author and doctor of clinical psychology Carolyn Kaufman has released a one-page body language cheat sheet of psychological “tells” (PDF link) fiction writers can use to dress their characters.
This is something I have always encouraged people to consider when writing. If you can afford it, and you have one in your area - TAKE A BODY LANGUAGE CLASS. It will open your eyes to a whole new world of subtleties you never knew existed. SO worth it as a “Real Life” skill and for all those times when you’re writing and you need your character to react nonverbally.
There is also, in addition to these others, the writer resource book: The Emotion Thesaurus by Angela Ackerman and Becca Puglisi
This is how you show, not tell what your character is feeling.
Any Christian who isn’t a complete nonce employs this attitude and it’s great.
My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
i gotta p. i literally have the letter p in my hand. man that joke was lame
*LOUD BOOING*