Captain Gay Pants

old testament god literally would blow up humanity for anything. you made eye contact with that golden calf nd boom your whole family dead

republicans: god would NEVER send an illness to kill humanity

god in the bible once a month:

my favorite photo in 2017 at ‪Women’s March ‬⁩🚺

everyone please appreciate my valentine

… and they were rockmates.

oh my god they were rockmates

me, every time i come across a post listing the symptoms of adhd:

The ADHD community actually encourages self-diagnosis, especially in adults! It is hard or even impossible to get diagnosed with adult ADHD if you weren’t diagnosed as a child because the medical system sucks. And if your psych doesn’t work in pediatrics then you probably know more about ADHD and how it affects you than they do.

As someone who has struggled with ADHD my whole life, like...

Even if you don’t have it, learning more about it and about yourself is never a bad thing. And if you relate to lots of posts, then that usually leads to you finding ways to cope with ADHD traits or difficulties... So in the end more “brain-hacking” knowledge is shared for things like time blindness or executive dysfunction. And that helps people, ADHD or not.

Sharing is caring, y’all.

Cat missile: engaged 

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The fact that the cat fell out and was like “oh shit wait, let me back in” makes it so much better. They’re not just pleasantly tolerating this, it’s a theme park attraction for cats

NYOOM

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

old school hate mail

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

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Okay, but imagine from the other guy’s point of view. You send angry letters about how Ea-nasir shipped you half a ton of subpar copper, and then 3800 years later—

History: you are without a doubt the worst business man ive ever heard of

Ea-nasir:

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

Can’t stop watching this

Im so drunk at the minute and so gay its unreal