The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one
weloveshortvideos
“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”
john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty
“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad
God bless the Scots
@thebibliosphereyour people are nice and encouraging :)
Hahahaha oh my.
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When older people complain about the state of my generation
I reblogged this so fast.
Always reblog!
Bisexuality: what people think vs. what it’s actually like
Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.
that-vicious-vixen
While I’m not religious, maybe some of you might need to hear these things!
fuckthisbloganditscurses
Happiness Will Come To You.
gaymacs
when tho
sandvendor100
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
Paris Opera Ballet School - 6th Division class
robiningravens
Guys who make fun of guys who do ballet must not realise how disciplined, agile, coordinated and strong you have to be to be a ballet dancer.
Guys who make fun of ballet are stupid.
chadleymacguff
my legs hurt now
Also, ballet men have literally the most aesthetically pleasing body out of any other group of men I have ever encountered. And then can lift you over their heads!
okinawanwarrior
Always wanted to try out. Martial arts game would def improve from it.
troye-gasoline
YO BUT OK i am a female ballet dancer and there are guys in my studio younger than me and by younger than me i mean like 12 or occasionally 11 because i am 13 and they can still lift me up and they dont even flinch they just pick me up like im a lil fairy its so impressive and they are 12 they are so great
Redefine masculinity
sugarspicenotallnice
More like REFINED masculinity
miraculous-howell
thank you finally a post about male ballet dancers!! they’re so under-appreciated in the outside world, and no one understands how hard it is for them
male ballet dancers are so graceful and masculine …. normalize and increase the number of male ballet dancers…..
ooogh that last one tho
working in retail
I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry
I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”
Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.
Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:
- to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast
- to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food
- to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops
- to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior
- no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut
dianetti
thursday evening—post classic pikachu to invoke a blessing
An educated person: "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."
Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"
I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.
I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.
egaylitarian
Fris-bear
fluffychesnut
talented bear
he’s arriving, monday
jaclcfrost
just wanted to update everyone: he arrived, safely, on monday, has been settling in & adjusting since then, & is doing well. his name is marigold