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@captainendor

A gamer guy who likes anime and puppies with to much time on his hands

“I’ll pay you $150K a year. Sit in this room and wait for the phone to ring. What ever you do, DO NOT miss that phone call.” Bored to death, after 10 years, that shiny black landline in the corner of the room has never once rang. One day, it starts ringing. You miss it by a second.

The shadows stretched out longer and longer, then the lights flickered out and he was left in a seemingly infinite black void. He heard music playing in the distance. He started walking through the darkness guided only by the sound of a song. He stepped nervously forward, following it in the maddening seemingly endless darkness. eventually he started to feel resistance against his skin. It was cold and eventually it started to feel like he was walking on the bottom of the ocean. He jumped forward and floated gently through the inky black until he finally saw a light.

His head pushed through to the air. He found himself in a room he recognized all to well. He found himself eagerly looking at a boy. As if by magic he felt the words escape his lips.  “I’ll pay you $150K a year. Sit in this room and wait for the phone to ring. What ever you do, DO NOT miss that phone call.”

Why did he say it? Why? That phrase that echoed in his mind for years escaped his lips. He left the boy in the room. The man who’d initially said it appeared in front of him.

“You failed your task, now you must find the other phone. If he answers the call you’ll be freed from this place if not you’ll be locked here for a thousand years.” the man frowned and turned into dust.

So we all know you hate whales, but... what about whale sharks?

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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

WHALE SHARKS MAKE THE THX SOUND

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Wat? I... what?

WHALE SHARKS

MAKE THIS SOUND

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE:

Two of those are basking sharks though, Gaud 😭😭

AND THEY ALL MAKE THE THX SOUND

Nolan-Sims here.

I’ve had nothing but time on my hands, so I gave meshing from scratch another go & ended up with this! The hair is for Male & Female Sims & comes in the standard EA 18 as well as @rusty-cc‘s Ombres & with a separate Ombre Overlay. +There’s an accessory in the hat category. That’s everything! I put a lot of time & love into this one, so I hope you’ll enjoy~ 💕

Retbloging for later

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Hi guys! I’m doing #Februfairy challenge this month! The challenge is to draw and post a fairy every single day during February xD i already posted first ones on the instagram and twitter @telthona , and i will be posting them everyday for the rest of the month so if you want to see them fresh as they appear follow me there! Here on tumblr i will be posting them in sets instead :) hope you like them!

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

like this

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

Say no more

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

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From what my therapist told me, this happens because our emotions aren’t really on the ‘opposite’ ends like we tend to think of it. Happiness is not ‘up’ and sadness is not ‘down’-. In a way they’re actually right ‘next’ to each other.

If you’re super happy, it can turn into super sad very easily, because your emotions are already highly elevated and it’s only a very minor shift as far as your brain is concerned.

Knowing this can help you fight it, and it can help you be more aware of what’s going on while you’re happy and help avoid shifting towards misery.

I used to always wonder why it seemed like my happy days ‘couldn’t last’ or that bad things would ‘always’ happen when I was happy. It’s not that happiness is doomed to fail, it’s that emotions are volatile. I hope that helps people who experience this too- when you understand what’s going on more it’s easier to manage.

Source: squareclocks

A generic small town seems bigger on the inside than on the outside. As one gets “closer” to the center, they would notice that it seems endless. It is. Recursively expanding in all directions. It is also uninhabited, empty. For the most part.

Would be an interesting D&D campaign

Anonymous asked:

A character who Cannot Say The Words Hi, Hello, or any variant on the greeting that starts with H. They will die, and be reincarnated as a piece of sentient bread. The bread must be eaten for the character to come back.

Superb. Excellent. I don’t know what creative…juices you’ve been marinating in, but where can I find them?

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