Random Specific Things I Want To Do With My Friends
1. Make Tacos with Trevor
2. Go to a Doja Cat concert with Gabe
3. Go to Nashville with Josh
4. Watch Barbie movies with Sydney
5. Go to a Hello Kitty store with Mary
6. Ride the Rockin Rollercoaster at Disney World with Chloe
7. Tour the Louvre with Ashley
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 886
Ashley: *reading a book*
Em: Hey, Ashley? Ashleyyy-
Ashley: *sighs* what do you want?
Em: Nothing :)
Ashley: This is the eighth time- just tell me if you want me to talk to you
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 885
Em: Can I come over?
Ashley: Sure
Em: Cool, because I’m already in your kitchen
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 884
Josh: you shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you
Chloe: then I’d never get to insult anyone, and we can’t have that
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 883
Ashley, while searching for Em [describing them to someone]: they’re short, have brown hair, [loudly] and they hate lizards
A nearby bush: no they don’t
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 882
Em: Shucks!!!!!
Trevor: Hey, I’m upset about it too, but let’s watch the fucking language.
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 881
Em: I’m running low on cash
Trevor: what are your expenses?
Em: well food’s $200, rent is $900, gifts for Chloe and Ashley $25,000, utilities are-
Trevor: maybe spend less money on gifts for those two?
Chloe, on the couch, cuddling with her monkey stuffed animal: no
Ashley, sitting on the floor, playing with her flamingo stuffed animal: no
Em, looking fondly: No
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 880
Ashley and Em: [bickering]
Em: I want a divorce!
Ashley: We’re not even married!
Em: aND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 879
Chloe: Em.
Em: What?
Chloe: Give me the pen.
Em: Why?
Chloe: You have been clicking it for six hours straight. I need sleep.
Em: …..fine. *hands over the pen*
*waits five minutes.* *pulls out another pen*
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 878
Trevor, in the middle of the group on a drive together: Ashley! Em! Chloe!
Ashley, Em & Chloe: What?!
Trevor, calmly pointing: That’s where I saw that deer the other day.
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 877
Chloe: What is wrong with us?
Ashley: A lot, but at least we’re beautiful.
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 876
Trevor: we don’t take too kindly to your folk around here
Josh: …tall people?
Trevor: heterosexuals
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 875
Mary, crawling into the kitchen at 2 AM: Mrs. Ashley ma’am where’s the appley juice
Ashley, hitting her with a broomstick: what the fuck *smack* what the fuck *smack* WHAT THE FUCK???!!!
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 874
Ashley: Do I look straight?
Chloe: Not in the slightest.
Ashley: No, I mean my parking job.
Chloe: Oh, in that case then yes it’s fine.
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 873
Ashley: I’m so jealous of you.
Em: Why?
Ashley: Your girlfriend is way hotter than mine.
Ashley: *walking away while laughing*
Em: Wait, what?
Em: Ashley, you are my girlfriend.
Em (finally understanding the joke): COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 872
Em: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year?
Chloe: Send it to me.
Incorrect quotes of me and my friends
Part 871
Ashley: I don’t have the energy for this.
Chloe: For what?
Ashley: *gestures vaguely*