reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

i think it's fucked up that we've made death, an inevitable thing that happens to everyone, into such a taboo subject that enjoying spending time in places where dead people exist is offensive and sinister to you

That's what a cemetery is FOR.

At first I thought anon might be confused and think you’re like, walking OVER graves, which has a superstition against it and is considered bad luck and also in bad taste—but no I had to go back and reread their ask to confirm they definitely just say “walking around.”

Like, sorry for occupying the public land in the respectful manner for which it’s intended lol. Girl, the souls are lonely they enjoy the visit. Why don’t you go walk around the grounds of a local cemetery and feel the stillness of life and death communing together peacefully and maybe you’ll calm down.

Also I know this isn't hugely relevant but it is in fact psychologically healthy to hang out in graveyards. Performing tasks that "touch death" (mindfully and deliberately hanging out in graveyards or mausoleums, spiritual practices that involve pondering death in a down-to-earth and mature way, writing wills or memorials for loved ones, attending to corpses, etc.) are necessary psychological tasks. Why do you think so many religions, including those without a concept of an afterlife, have some kind of regular death or funerary practice in them? A graveyard is a public place and you're supposed to go there and spend time with the dead in it for your health.

I mourn the modern cost-saving, money-skimming graveyards where the average person gets a tiny plot and a flat metal plate as a plaque because the businesses involved have figured out that they can get away with draining every dollar without needing to pay any stonecarvers. Bring back the angel statues. Death is supposed to be present and visible and beautiful. It's good for us.

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

evereybody come over we”re

Images of saltwater crocodiles that make me happy

祝い絵で描いたもの

I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.

Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.

Reblogging a new chain with uncensored captions because disabled people aren't babies

"But I will say one thing before I get off this. The motherfucker who said 'we're going to keep this thing going until people start losing their houses and their apartments.' Listen to me motherfucker. There's a lot of ways to lose your house, some of it is financial, some of it is karma, and some of it is just figuring out who the fuck said that. And we know who said that, and where he fucking lives. There's a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people, you wish that families starve, while your making 27 million dollars a year for creating nothing. Be careful motherfucker. Be really careful. Cause that's the kind of stuff that stirs stuff up."

I hope god recorded that moment on his VCR

I was carrying my milkshake inside and a bug landed on my hand, I freaked out & shook my hand without thinking, my milkshake flew in a perfect arc and it landed perfectly upright, but all the shake shot out a big split in the side, leaving nothing but the whip cream and cherry in the cup

It was like. It all happened in the span of 1.5 seconds a perfect moment.

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

i feel like we dont talk enough about how distressing and disturbing memory loss issues are. forgetting what you were talking about halfway through a sentence, putting something down and instantly forgetting where you put it. having to reread one paragraph over and over again because by the time youve moved onto the next sentence you dont remember what the one before it said. always doubting if your memories of things are real, not being able to remember important life events.

its so incredibly scary, it feels like your mind is constantly playing tricks on you and you start to doubt whats real and what isnt.

“i forgot” is treated like a lazy excuse when it’s genuinely such a big issue for so many people.

common misconception. what they've actually invented is money but worse

Countries definitely love it when you go around minting a competing currency within their borders. This will go well and see no complications.

painfully true

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

thanks to iceland i can post on tumblr dot com

https://www.visiticeland.com/outhorse-your-email/

Draluc owns this audio when he enters in the "going to bother Ronald-kun bc I am bored". I wanted to play with some text effects. Audio from tiktok as usual.

we DO grow old and happy. btw.

And you find love and it stays with you.

straight trans people arent "a waste" actually. straight trans women arent "cursed" with attraction to men. straight trans men arent "predators" who transition to male privilege. yall have GOT to be normal about straight trans people

The cup song would have been the worst thing to experience during the tiktok era

I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

For reference, here’s what my local mountains look like:

Here’s the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:

And here’s how some of them actually look:

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

thank you