literally me with all cats

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

which is messier my life or my hair

Fun date idea:

I’ll order pizza and you sit on my face until it gets here and we’ll see who comes first.

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it

well yeah, cutting in line is rude

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting: