Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

https://www.popsci.com/story/health/covid-vaccine-cold-chain-dippin-dots-ice-cream/

JUST PRESS PLAY AND UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL THANK ME

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HHHHHHHHHFUCK I WAS NOT PREPARED

ok but his legs omg 

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

Hero

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

Ivan, to the ice keeping him from saving a good boy: I must break you

Ivan is a good man.

what the fuck did I just watch

this is what having psychosis is like

This is what having a manic episode feels like

this is also what happens when you forgot if you took your adderall and take a second one

Маленький защитник…

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

@olympicsloth

…I just got inspired xD

OMG I’m screaming; this is too funny to not reblog! 😂

I made a sound I’ve never made before. Done.  Crying.

can this get a million notes pls

LOL! I love the Sims community!

I made this cake (without the vinegar) on Sunday and it’s still delicious and moist and amazing

also this is one of the comments on the recipe and I’m still laughing about it:

It happened again. I thought it was behind me, but the dreams came back. I was up all night. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, it haunts me. I forgot about it for years but then I remembered that… ‘Avatar’, the giant international blockbuster used the ‘papyrus’ font as its logo…

look at my cat guys

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine

ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo, mandarin, and citron- the only 3 original citrus. 

Most people have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re against GMO’s. No idea. 

We need to get around to realizing that genetic modification isnt contamination, or carcinogenic chemicals, or sludge, or evil godless mutations. They aren’t horrifying and they’re grown natural just like everything else. 

“i don’t buy anything with gmos,” said the woman walking her purebred pug

look don’t be against GMOs be against PATENTING GENES and PURPOSELY DESIGNING CROPS TO BE STERILE SO FARMERS HAVE TO KEEP BUYING SEEDS.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

REBLOG

😭 Thank you.

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She doesn’t owe anyone physical touch.