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@captaincalamity

hey, i’m shelby. she/her, original stuff is under ‘shelby says’ but it’s a pretty new tag so there’s some stragglers

timelapse of an evolving lenticular cloud

Man, I fucking love lenticular clouds, man

Bro what the fuck is that thing and why's it doing a jig

A lenticular cloud is a cloud that moves up a mountain and gets caught in an air current called mountain waves that exist only going up a mountain which causes it to have an unusual shape, they are the cause of most UFO sightings :D

*flies past*

Be honest, are you a cloud?

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

Addendum: none of them know what he looked like

What did The Hawk look like? He looked like you. You look like Him. We all look like Him. The Hawk was always told “You look like Tony Hawk”, but no one ever thought He was The Hawk. So we can only presume that everyone looks like The Hawk. He is the commonality of all humanity. 

The commonality of all humanity that does sick shreds.

Imagine you’re a scientist trying to cure cancer and while dissecting bodies that were donated to this cause, one of them just gets up like “sup’ man” and they all start walking around like nothing happened. You take your eyes off them for 2 seconds to call their families, look back and they’ve all melted into each other. This is what happened to Alphys Undertale

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does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

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the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

me: I like pizza

my notes: most employees at pizza restaurants make minimum wage so this is problematic. if you cook your own pizza you're an elitist because having a kitchen makes you one of the bourgeoisie. stop appropriating italian culture. op why are you supporting a classically white food? I guess you want every other type of restaurant to go out of business. pizza is masculine and so it's evil. you're promoting obesity by mentioning food. kill yourself btw

my bank account: you have 31 dollar

only valid suggestion

It seems like just having basic empathy/curiosity for other humans teaches you more about various mental illnesses than whatever textbooks the average youtuber is working off of