I moved to chris-evans.

The Matrix Reloaded (2003) dir. The Wachowskis

Avatar Kyoshi said fuck them kids 💀

Credit card? I.D.? I’m so freakin’ pissed! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow… I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek! Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party!

WHITE CHICKS 2004, dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans

CAPTAIN AMERICA : THE WINTER SOLDIER 2014, dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

I could see no reason why my pet didn’t deserve an attractive mate. At least I was determined to do my best. Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty.

101 Dalmatians (1961) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman, Hamilton Luske & Clyde Geronimi

CAPTAINAMERICAS → CHRIS-EVANS

When I speak to people from the North, they all loved your father.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), dir. Henry Selick

Every Photoshoot I Love 42/?: Zendaya by Miguel Reveriego for Vanity Fair February 2017

i wish this website wasn’t so bad in how it handles situations. it’s irritating how outsiders get better treatment than tumblr’s own users. they claim they can’t mass delete spam accounts and porn blogs, but when a third party gets hysterical and it involves money, they take action. they say they can’t release terminated urls or release hoarded urls by request but punish people for having multiple sideblogs (most of which are saved urls) with no warning. staff copy/paste responses to reports they don’t even read; their technicians don’t know how to fix their own bugs. not only the website itself but sometimes this community can be so toxic, it takes all the fun. it’s sad that we have to endure this ridiculous amount of discomfort and negligence just because we wanna have a break from life. it’s so weird that we hate this place so much but can’t seem to leave it. 

@staff you have more respect for paparazzis than for your own users and it shows