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@captain-space-kid

Just a tiny space kid with a big heart, ukulele and no talent who just wants to make people happy.

i walk up dio’s stairs

hair: ugly

friends: dead

stand: out

i am forcibly moved back down dio’s stairs

Hello forcibly moved back down dio’s stairs, I’m Dad!

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hold me in your arms and tell me everything’s alright

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xeppeli

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

The Korean Crow-Tit

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

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Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

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scoutology

good post

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

I take your well-designed bird palettes and I raise you

The European Bee-eater

I feel personally attacked that the blue footed booby is on here

Look at them

They’re absolutely ridiculous!

The deeper the blue the more likely females are gonna dig them!

here’s a close up of their feet!

Now, the term “criminally small” gets thrown around a lot on this blog. But I ask you… are you ready to behold true tininess? 

This baby Mozambique rain frog [Breviceps mossambicus] was found and phtoographed near the Vis-Agier resort in Sodwana Bay, South Africa. These frogs require no water source to reproduce, instead laying eggs underground which then hatch by direct development into tiny frogs like the one you see above. These frogs inhabit a wide range of central and southern Africa, and are most commonly found after brief periods of rain. Images by Vis-Agie Resort on Facebook.

oh my god that’s so illegal

they can’t be arrested for their tininess crimes

there are no cuffs that bitty

A message to Jamie about how much I love his existence and mine too.

Holy shit. Why have a hated living for so long? It is such a fucking miracle that we're alive and thinking and smart and educated. There's not likely to be any other species like us in this entire fuckin Universe bc all these perfect circumstances is not likely to be replicated exactly, and we're up in here, being all sad and shit bc we can't see past the teeny tiny lives we live on this planet and I'm MAD, this is the most amazing piece of luck we'll ever have and we treat it like shit. We're so advanced, and so fucking DUMB, like holy shit. Why can't we see how fucking amazing we are. Why can't we see ourselves like we see others? We're all the fucking same. Like, I fucking LOVE YOU with every part of my being and I'd do anything to protect you, but I want to die in a fire bc i hate myself for DUMB HUMAN STUFF THAT ALL HUMANS DO HOLY SHIT, you don't see fuckin dogs going around hating themselves bc they do dumb dog things, they don't fuckIN CARE. You could argue that dogs aren't as intelligent, but like are WE really intelligent for disliking ourselves for no reason? Even if there is a reason, is there any point in the unnecessary hatred? What the fuck?