Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

Cauliflower grandad is my sanity

Albert Einstein (via blockedproject)

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