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what if shiki tohno had whatsapp

@captain-lovelace / captain-lovelace.tumblr.com

18+ from now on. Transphobes and aphobes of all kinds gtfo
Horus/23/he-him/bisexual/white trans guy. Paleontology student. Mordred is still an icon. I don't tag insects. In yaois with @midvalley-thehornfreak ❤️❤️

Updated commission post!

Been a while but I’m finally updating all my art and fixing the prices! First off: I will no longer be offering busts/headshots or lineart, mostly due to lack of demand. Second, you may notice that I’ve raised the prices! People have been telling me to do that for a while and I’ve finally decided to value my work more, especially because commissions take a lot out of me.

With those two things out of the way, here are my commission prices:

Waist-up:

Flat color: 20 dollars

Full color shaded: 25 dollars

Thighs-up:

Flat color: 35 dollars

Full color shaded: 40 dollars

Calves-up/Full-body:

Flat color: 45 dollars

Full color shaded: 50 dollars

Backgrounds:

Single-color backgrounds, gradients, and simple patterned backgrounds (stripes, dots, etc) are free. More complex backgrounds will range from 5 to 15 dollars depending on complexity.

Additional character rates:

Each additional character in a scene adds a flat 10 dollars to the price. I will not do more than two additional characters.

I will NOT do:

  • Head trauma (skulls caving in, exposed brains, etc)
  • Sexualized depictions of minors or depictions of adults and minors in sexual relationships
  • Complicated machinery

The above list is not exhaustive. If what you’d like to commission isn’t covered here but you’re not sure where it would stand, contact me and we can discuss it further. I reserve the right to hear the request in full prior to payment and to refuse commissions for any reason.

Many wonderful women are congratulating me for my fantastic ability to open the microwave door right before it beeps. They are cheering my name and everybody is so happy and my burrito is still cold in the middle so I get to perform my trick for them again

Round 2, Week 1: Match 30 of 32

Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:

The Muppet Show:

  • "Miss Piggy"
  • "the muppet show has like 20 different characters that are very gender, so like how can you vote against such sheer quantitity?"

How It's Made:

  • "It legitimately sends me into a trance. Constant puns, satisfying machines, fun facts. What more could you ask for?"
  • "some of the best bonding time with my dad I’ve ever had!”
  • "the perfect 3am learning experience"
  • "other than ‘finding bigfoot’ this is all i watch with my grandpa"
  • "How it’s made is framed in such an utterly boring way but it is so goddamn mesmerizing. I love it so much"
  • "putting the autism show (how its made) on the autism website in the tv bracket. brutal"
  • "we cant forget it originated the iconic 'there be some specific ass machines in this world' meme"
  • "the pinnacle tv show for autistics, produces pure serotonin"

Kind of fucked up that people decided sloths are a sinful enough creature to justify calling them that. Like personally I would still give them that name because I think sloth is definitely in my top three favourite sins and also i am constantly seething with jealousy at their lifestyle but I know probably the english name was coined by people with hatred in their hearts

C'mon man you can fuck right off

i love you autistics that are picky eaters. i love you autistics that dont eat vegetables. i love you autistics that dont eat foods because of the color or texture. i love you autistics who have to take vitamins because their safe/same foods dont provide enough nutrients. i love you autistics who have to look at the menu ahead of time before they go somewhere to make sure there is safe/same foods.

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USAmericans: This pride month, talk to the queer people who actually live in all those bad evil icky red states and find out what it's actually like, how we actually feel about it, and who here is actively fighting against it. No more telling us to "just leave" or reducing us to innocent victims who are "trapped" here. There are so many of us and we live here for so many reasons, none of which should be justified. We are resilient, we are powerful, and we are fighting against the fascist laws working to eradicate us or scare us away. Being trans in a red state right now is in and of itself an act of resistance. That being said, pay attention to the brave souls on the front lines, pushing against the laws, making good trouble, and refusing to be silenced.

I won't let myself be talked about like I'm stupid to live here.

I won't let myself be talked about like I'm a helpless victim who's trapped here.

If you can't join the fight by standing beside us, then the least you can do is empower us, amplify our voices, and pay more attention to the ones who are FIGHTING AGAINST THESE LAWS than you are to the chucklefucks trying to pass them.

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fellow appalachian, I am holding your hand

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at this point googling just about any cartoon character (particularly ones from preschool shows) now gets you auto-generated questions with nonsense answers, usually scraped from a random fanon wiki run by children because google just assumes that anything on fandom dot com is trustworthy

funds for indigenous communities affected by the canada wildefires

i’ll update this as i find more fundraising initiatives and please free to share your own. reblogs with anything than sharing resources/mutual aid requests/fundraising opportunities get blocked. 

this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.

Clothing didn't exist before capitalism

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Only Real Men can be anticapitalist. Real Women need capitalism for the makeup and clothing they require to be a Real Woman, and therefore can't fight the system